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Nobody would suspect that Aziraphale, reluctant Principality and fidgety Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, would have a tryst with a demon.
This is a good thing. It means they’re less likely to get caught.
“You’re about to say yes, angel,” murmurs the serpent behind him, hot breath against the shell of his ear and hands lost inside Aziraphale’s mint-green silk robe. “I can feel it.”🍎
In which Crowley and Aziraphale have been sleeping together since Eden and somehow still manage to pine after each other for six thousand years.
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13 Jun 2025
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This Soul Outstreaming by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2019
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“Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.
Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.
When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.
Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.
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12 Jun 2025
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"Why are you doing this?"
Aziraphale's voice is faint, his breathing uneven. Crowley doesn't lift his eyes to see the sickly look on his face, the twist of pain where only joyous smiles should ever be.
"Bandages need changing", he mumbles, eyes fixed firmly on his working hands.
"No. I meant-" He can hear as Aziraphale swallows. "Why do you care for me?"
It isn't just 'why do you take care of me'. It's 'why do you still care at all'.
Crowley has to close his eyes for a second, makes sure Aziraphale doesn't see.
"Cause you're here", he says, voice carefully detached, "and you're hurt, and you need someone. And that someone's gotta be me."
"Why?"
He won't answer that. He can't answer that.
"Don't ask stupid questions."
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Or, the one where Heaven punishes Aziraphale the only way they know how, Crowley is there to help pick up the pieces, and maybe they can actually build something new and much more beautiful from both their broken shards.- Language:
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10 Jun 2025
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Strange Flesh and All That by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2014
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Crowley laughs. He can’t help it. And the wine is very good.
“What’s funny?” Aziraphale asks.
“Are you joking?” Crowley tilts his head to look at him over his glasses. “No, nothing at all, this is all perfectly normal. Very dull conversation really.”
Aziraphale smiles back. “What’s funnier, dear boy? That I’ve considered it or that you haven’t?”- Language:
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09 Jun 2025
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The Horror/The Divine (Hell’s Room of Requirement is a Sex Dungeon) by KitschyKit
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Sep 2019
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Crowley had gotten used to scratching a particular itch in Hell, but he was cut off from it the moment he and Aziraphale cut ties with their employers; and now, happy and in love, the itch is suddenly back and worse than ever.
Guilt tastes sour and selfish, especially when he finally had everything he’d ever wanted sitting in a cottage in South Downs, and Crowley comes to terms with the fact that this probably was never just about sex after all.
In short: Crowley is used to getting fucked by a personification of his self-esteem issues and finds that he has a hard time asking for what he really wants.
And what he wants is to be in the lap of the Divine.
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09 Jun 2025
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“Are you cold?” He croaks out, because he can’t think of anything else to say.
“Oh, terribly,” Aziraphale moans, and Crowley feels his traitorous arm move of its own accord, circling the angel’s shoulders and pulling him close.
Aziraphale makes a pleased little noise at the touch and Crowley almost chokes on his own spit.
Very slowly, and as softly as he can manage, he says, “I need to know what’s going on, angel.”
Aziraphale, curled up against his chest, nods. “It’s my punishment,” he replies, his voice small and quiet, barely a breath.🐝
Aziraphale's punishment strips him of his powers and makes him particularly willing to cuddle with a demon who's been in love with him for a few thousand years.
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08 Jun 2025
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He can’t do this.
“Can I—” he bursts, stops, overflows again. “Would it be too terribly forward of me to ask—”
This is so much. How can small words hold so much? Perhaps he can keep it in, after all. If the words can hold it, maybe he can too. Maybe he won’t crack and rupture.
Or: After the bus ride back from Tadfield and the erstwhile End of the World, Aziraphale reaches his breaking point.
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- Part 1 of more first than sun, more last than star
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08 Jun 2025
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Living Well is the Best Revenge by rowenablade
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Aug 2021
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Gabriel was flexing the whip between his hands, all his teeth showing as he smiled. “No volunteers,” he said. “In that case, as Archangel and Aziraphale’s former commander, it will fall to me to administer the ritual. Aziraphale, do you-“
“Wait.”
Once again all eyes fell upon Crowley, but Aziraphale’s were the only ones he noticed. They were wide and startled and gravely concerned, but was that a touch of relief Crowley could see in there as well?
“I’ll do it,” Crowley said. “If you consent to it, Aziraphale. I’ll help you with this…atonement.”
He couldn’t quite keep the sarcasm out of the last word, but for Aziraphale’s sake he tried.
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Once every century, all angels are required to perform a ritual of atonement. Aziraphale has always faced it alone, but this time he doesn't have to.
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08 Jun 2025
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Ear plugs and Ever After by Siobhans_world
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jun 2025
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Human AU - Two parter crack fic inspired by the amount of rock gigs I've been to lately and me imagining our boys spotting each other in the crowd, falling hard for each other and having amazing sex. Hope you enjoy!
Un-BETA'd so I apologise if there are mistakes
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07 Jun 2025
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Crowley’s a sucker for three things: Aziraphale’s voice, a thorough dicking, and being talked through the former while receiving the latter.
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06 Jun 2025
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Aziraphale’s thoughts become too much. Will Crowley be able to stop him in time?
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05 Jun 2025
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Crowley and Aziraphale don't get long to enjoy their freedom after the swap. After their abduction, Crowley wakes to find them imprisoned n Hell, and Aziraphale doesn't wake at all
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- Part 11 of February 2022 Sweet/Spicy/Whump Prompts
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05 Jun 2025
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Bury Me in My Sins by Corrosive_Moon
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 May 2021
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The Archangel Raphael—who prefers to go by Crowley—is tasked with smiting the demon, Azirafell, and somehow finds himself having afternoon tea with him. Maybe if he was a better angel, Crowley would have seen how inadvisable it was to socialize with a demon, but 6,000 years is a long time to go without a friend…
“Oh, you poor, sheltered thing…” the demon purrs. “Shall I show you all the things they told you to deny?”[EDIT 5/28/21: NOW WITH CH. 2! (No, it doesn't get less angsty.)]
MIND THE TAGS.
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- Part 1 of Raise Your Vices
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03 Jun 2025
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“Let’s get lunch,” Crowley said, sauntering into the bookshop one October afternoon, his hair a little windswept and his cheeks a little pink from the chill, “what do you think, Le Café du Marché?”
Whatever it was that was waiting to give inside Aziraphale’s chest snapped like a twig. He didn’t even like French food.
“Crowley,” Aziraphale said, setting down his book with an argumentative slap. “You don’t even like French food.”
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The world hadn’t ended, which was all well and good. If only this had. This, of course, being lunch.
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01 Jun 2025
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and though i burn, how could i fall? (when i am lifted by every word you say to me) by shadoweddepths
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
28 Aug 2023
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“You are,” Crowley agrees. Because he kissed Aziraphale, damn it, and he’d been rejected. It’s not fair for him to keep coming around like this, like he can jerk on Crowley’s chain and he’ll come running back, a pretty demon pet for the Supreme Archangel. “You are incredibly selfish, Aziraphale, always asking for more than I’m willing to give. I’m not some pet you can keep on the end of a leash. You made it clear that you don’t love me, so get the fuck out of my life.”
Aziraphale’s head snaps up, eyes blazing, and Crowley has exactly two seconds to think oh, fuck –
In an eerily familiar move, Aziraphale crosses the floor, seizes him by the lapels of his jacket, and pulls him into a desperate kiss.
Crowley flounders for all of three seconds before he kisses back, anguish and pain giving way to bone-deep pleasure and rightness.
When Aziraphale does pull back, gasping for breath, he doesn’t go far. Just pants, open-mouthed, against Crowley’s lips. “Don’t… you… ever,” he gasps, “think that.”
Five times Aziraphale and Crowley argue, and the one time they don't.
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01 Jun 2025
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My Dear Boy by ObsessiveAgony
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jul 2019
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There are certain couples when you look at them from the outside and you just assume things about them.
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01 Jun 2025
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Stay by forthegreatergood for raiining
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2020
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It’s the first day of the rest of their lives, and an angel and a demon are finally free.
“Touch me?” Aziraphale asked. It was a plea and an invitation and a promise all in one, that hopeful tone of his making Crowley’s tongue accordion against his teeth in his rush to ask where and how and really?.
“How, ah, how do you want me to… ?” There was no dismissing the flush that crept up his neck at that, no dousing the fire that tremulous question had started.
“However you like.”
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31 May 2025
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Forever by goodomensblog (just_quintessentially_me), just_quintessentially_me
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jun 2019
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Heaven’s execution chamber was elegant, magnificent - and bare. Polished floors gleamed, immaculate; their cleanliness made it impossible to guess at the atrocities committed upon them. Clean, white walls glared, and a window as large as the room was tall, teased of freedom just out of reach.
At the center of it all, was a chair.
And upon that chair, an angel sat.
Across the cold, stark room - too far from the angel - a demon knelt, bound.
The ropes burned, and Crowley hissed, hunching his shoulders as he turned his head up. The angel, his wrists tied to the chair, met and held his stare.
No, it couldn’t - it wasn’t - this wasn’t right.
Confused and in pain, Crowley called, “Angel, you alright?”
Aziraphale’s light hair appeared white in the harshly lit room, and his face had gone pale; but at Crowley’s call he sat up in the chair, bound hands giving a feeble wave.
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30 May 2025
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Worship in the Bedroom by SuspiciousCharacter1895
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Sep 2023
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“Seeing as I can’t pray to God, perhaps I could practice my tendency for adoration somewhere else. Return the favor as it were.”
“Pretty sure you were the one made to be worshiped. I’m sort of, well, the opposite.”
Aziraphale hated that Crowley didn’t see himself the way Aziraphale saw him. Perhaps he could begin doing something about it, “Dearest, nothing could be further from the truth. Let me show you?”
Crowley looked skeptical but he never says no to Aziraphale.
Crowley and Aziraphale are on the run from Heaven. Aziraphale is finding the adjustment to not being able to pray difficult. But he has better things to worship now.
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30 May 2025