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  1. Rec 43

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    After a stranger buys the last ticket that was supposed to belong to Svetlana, Ilya decides to spend entire Michael premiere making that person miserable. Instead, he spends two hours crying over Michael Jackson, gets into an elbow fight, accidentally touches stranger's dick, and finds himself a husband.

    Or: Ilya's villain origin story fails after the seat thief turns out to have pretty freckles.

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    17 Jul 2026

  2. Rec *

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    The Boston Raiders tease Rozanov about his mystery long distance girlfriend, sending Jane stories and embarrassing pictures of Ilya. Shane and Ilya don’t think much of it - until Theo Michaud gets traded to from Boston to Montreal and updates his contact list.

    Set during Ilya's last year as a Raider and Michaud's first day as a Metro.

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    16 Jul 2026

  3. Rec *

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    16 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Something isn’t right. Something isn't right and Svetlana knows it, and she's lost far too many good things by not trusting her instincts. Ilya leaving with a woman in public? That's expected. Ilya leaving with a man in public? Sure, it's happened before, even if the public wasn't actually aware of what they were looking at. 

    But leaving for a threesome, in public? In a bar where anyone could be taking photos? Don't make her laugh - Ilya would never. 

    And then it hits her:  
    Ilya's slight stumble;
    The way he only had three drinks over the past two hours, barely enough to get him tipsy;
    The way he's not even holding the girl or the guy's hand.
    The way he's not even trying to kiss either of them. 
    The way he keeps pulling slightly against the girl's grip like he can't understand what's happening. 
    Shit.

    Ilya's been fucking roofied.

    Or, Ilya gets roofied at a club and Svetlana needs to him someone who can care take of him. Luckily, they're in Montreal, where Ilya's illusive Jane lives.
    Surely she'll be able to help!
    ...Right?

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    11 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    "It's just not, like, appealing," Shane says.

    Ilya blinks. "Do I misunderstand meaning of English word appealing?"

    Shane seems to be fumbling for the right words. "Look, I'm not trying to say it bothers me or anything. I just don't think about it. Or want to think about it. Hockey players are supposed to be bulky, and stuff fluctuates on and off season, it's fine."

    Ilya looks at him, harder now that Shane seems very focused on the floor instead of meeting his eyes. Shane says, quieter than before, "It's not like it fucking bothers you, anyway. Or does it?"

     

    or; Shane and Ilya have very different opinions of the stretch marks on Shane's thighs.

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    11 Jul 2026