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“Holy fucking shit dude, this is so fucked…” Suho lowered his head into his free hand and let out a quiet chuckle, shaking his head slightly.
“What is?” Sieun whispered even though it was just the two of them, suddenly all too aware of the awkwardness of this situation.
“I’m about to help my little sister’s boyfriend get a boner so he can fix their stupid fucking relationship. What the hell do you think? “ he lifted his head to lock eyes with Sieun, his gaze tinged with a hint of amusement even with the vulgarity of what he said.
Sieun could even swear up and down that he could see the corner of his lips slightly lift up as the words left his mouth.
What the fuck was wrong with him?
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suho helps his little sister’s annoying boyfriend ( that he’s never been able to tolerate ) win her back through very… interesting methods that only end up complicating everything.
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He mindlessly curls his fingers around Sieun’s sleeve and pulls. And Sieun—well, he obediently follows him, and doesn’t jerk away, and it's starting to do some really horrible things to Suho's better sense.
Suho has always been good to his sister's friends, but something about Yeon Sieun makes him want to do more than he should.
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Into These Eyes That Burn (Come to These Arms That Yearn) by julesmacher
Fandoms: Scream (Movies)
19 May 2026
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The gym's right at the end of the hallway, next to the emergency exit, and there’s a narrow window in the door that Billy can peer through. He suddenly feels silly, like a student that’s too scared to knock on the principal’s door, and he’s about to turn away when he sees a tall, lanky guy dive into a handstand, his grey shirt sliding down to his chest to reveal a narrow strip of pale skin. He stays upside down for a moment, then jumps back onto his feet, sneakers squeaking on the floor. There’s something familiar about him, the way his baggy clothes hang loose around his frame, the ruffled, blonde hair–
Huh. Of course, Stu Macher.
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Or: The AU that no one's asked for. Billy does court-ordered community service and finds himself watching Stu - former hallway menace turned b-boy volunteer - a little too closely. Pining and hip-grinding ensue (among other things).
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Aaron doesn't know by melwrites (madandimpossible)
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
22 Jun 2026
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He’s probably going to hell anyways, so it’s kind of fitting that everything started at church, right?
(based on the song “Scotty doesn’t know” in which Regina/Rodrick enter into a friends-with-benefits relationship behind Aaron's back )
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Such Fragile Lives by FrostedGemstones22
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
24 Jun 2026
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“I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.
Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”
“I have a boyfriend, you know.”
Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”
“And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.
“Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”
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Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
A Queen Bee Bitch
An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
A nobody college student; and
A goddamn mature adultAnd Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.
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