16 Bookmarks by ItsJamieBean

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    Eddie Munson died on March 27th, 1986.

    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

    No, wait. That’s not right. That’s Hitchhiker's Guide. Or was it Restaurant at the End of the Universe? Whatever, not important.

    Eddie Munson died on March 27th, 1986.

    Except…he didn’t. He couldn’t have. Because Eddie Munson is currently arguing with himself in his fucking head about sci-fi quotes, which doesn’t feel especially like something that a dead person would have the capacity to do.

    The bats had killed him. There had been pain, and the sick sensation of tearing flesh. He’d had to swallow past a mouthful of his own blood to tell Henderson he loved him. Surely those were symptoms of imminent death.

    And yet.

    On April 1st, 1986, Eddie Munson opens his eyes in a dim hospital room. There’s a gasp from his left, and he tries to turn his head towards the source.

    “Easy there, kid. They’ve got you trussed up pretty good.”

    Eddie doesn’t need to see him. He’d know that voice anywhere, in any universe, hell dimension or otherwise.

    “Uncle Wayne?”

     

    A story about the families we find and the love that finds us.

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    21 May 2024

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    “Rules. Like, there’ll be no eating in my car. You’re not driving my car. No heavy metal,” Steve keeps listing, “you’re not picking up women and fucking them in m-”

    “I'll try to control myself,” Eddie interrupts with a quip, a smirk. Fucking girls in Steve’s car, or anywhere else for that matter, isn’t going to be an issue, unless something pretty fundamental shifts in him.

    Steve continues, completely ignoring Eddie, “You’ll wipe your feet. You’re not dragging dirt all over my car. No hitchhikers. No cutesy road games. No smoking in the car. I’m not paying for all the gas.”

    “Ass, gas or grass, got it,” Eddie says, like he's taking this very seriously. He is not taking this seriously.

    Or: Road trip!

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    15 May 2024

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    “Steve, I’m only offering because I want to help, okay? So,” he pauses, can’t believe he has to ask again. “Do you want me to fuck you?”

    Steve groans, squeezing his eyes shut as his face pinches up.

    “Yeah,” Steve says on the outbreath. “Please,” he tacks on. An afterthought. 

    Eddie grimaces. “Gross, man. Don’t say please about me fucking you.”

    “I’m just being polite! You’re the one who offered!”


    When Steve's heat comes early and threatens to ruin their holiday, Eddie grudgingly offers to help.

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    22 Apr 2024

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    03 Nov 2023

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    A not-yet-out-of-the-closet Steve books a *happy ending* massage at a spa.

    Massage Therapist Billy is all too happy to help Steve figure out just how much he likes another guy's hands on him.

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    Steve went a little more liquid with every minute passed, shifting and sighing when Billy found a sore spot, humming when anything felt particularly good and when Billy kneaded into the tightness low at Steve’s back, Steve didn’t stop himself from moaning out loud, “Right there, y-yeah right there, that’s good--”

    “Mmmm, that’s it Princess.” The pet name slipped out unintentional. The growl in Billy’s voice when he bent to run his nose along a few moles on Steve’s back was purely in-tentional. “How you feeling?”

    “Y-you feel amazing.” Steve gripped tight at the table when Billy’s lips landed just barely at his skin, and stammered out, “I didn’t even know I was sore there. That feels so good.”

    “Yeah?” Billy grinned, leaned over the table under the guise of adjusting the other side of the sheet and used the opportunity to shamelessly press the bump of his cock into Steve’s thigh. “You haven’t felt nothing yet.”

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    07 Oct 2023

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    Sometimes soulmates get off on the wrong foot.

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    "Spider-Man!” the ninja shouts delightedly, in a bitterly cold Canadian accent that nips at Peter's nose.

    No prologue. No frills. Just the name.

    He sheathes up his sword and extends a hand in the hope of shaking Peter’s. “So glad I finally have the honor of meeting the biggest piece of shit this side of the Mason-Dixon. I’m dying to know, were you assigned cop at birth or was it a sort of gradual process of self-discovery?"

    Peter keeps his mouth clamped shut. He’d gag himself with a web if he could shoot it through the suit. He’s going to be razor-precise with the words he brands into this man’s arm.

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    24 Sep 2022

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    Wade can't remember how to flirt with normal people. In his desperation he resorts to reading a wikihow article to offer some insight.

    Peter is just really confused.

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    06 May 2022

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    13 Mar 2022

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    12 Mar 2022

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    “Is that right?” Emily asked letting out a bitter laugh, “The enemy is just as much in these walls as they are outside,” she looked him up and down as she said it striking a nerve with Finnick.

    “That’s not fair Emily,” Finnick replied quietly.

    Emily got up from her seat as she spoke “Are you serious? No Odair, what isn’t fair is that you want me to understand you when you killed my brother!”

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    Emily Greene is thrust back into the Hunger Games where she's sure the only thing that awaits her is death. But as the games draw nearer she finds there is a bigger plan at play and she can't help but feel hope for the first time in a long time. Emily is forced to reunite with old victors and place her trust in them as she protects the Mockingjay. She finds both friends and foes in the arena and can't help but notice that a certain tribute can't help but squirm his way into her life bent on finding out more about her.

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    11 Mar 2022

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    11 Mar 2022

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    The 'Flower of Panem' or 'The Angel of Mercy', Seraphine Reza is the jewel and pride of Panem. One of their most treasured victors in the history of the Hunger Games and a favorite of President Snow. While she smiles, comforts and plays her part every time the games start again, in her mind, her own game never ended. She keeps her enemies close and plays the part of the perfect victor but what is perfection but not a result of chaos.

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    10 Mar 2022

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    First, it had been Juniper and Dylan. Those in District 7 stood with their mouths gaped open in shock as they watched the two teenagers get reaped for the 66th Hunger Games. Out of fear and denial, they tried to chalk it up to chance. After all, there was no way those kids had been picked.

    But when Cynthia and Jasper were reaped the following year the people could no longer deny it. This had nothing to do with chance. It was all by design. They were being chosen for a very specific purpose—to send a message to the district.

    By the time Willow and Finley had been reaped, everyone had come to expect it. The only consolation was that most families didn’t have to worry about their children getting sent to their deaths. They weren’t on what had been deemed the list.

    And so, by the time the 69th Hunger Games came around, Halle Croft knew she was next.

    Because she was the only one left.

    “When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you’re only telling the world you fear what he might say.” - George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

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    07 Mar 2022

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    Stiles, Greyson, and Lydia all go home for a summer vacation. Derek and Stiles continue to flirt over Instagram and all of their friends are getting a little tired of it. The two just need to meet already

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    08 Apr 2021

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    Stiles was happily living as a “human” teenager when his best friend Scott is turned into a werewolf. Now Stiles has been pulled back into the supernatural world that he always belonged to. He will have to reveal his long kept secrets to help Derek defeat the rogue alpha and stop the Argents from killing them against the hunters code. Alliances will be made and friendships tested as a new Hale pack forms to protect the nematon and Beacon Hills from hunters and the rogue alpha.

    Begins during season 1 episode 3 after Scott goes back to the bus. The first chapters are similar to the show with scenes added and then it quickly diverges from canon.

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    25 Mar 2021

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    Billy gets his shit together. Steve figures some stuff out. They fall in love.

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    23 Jan 2019

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