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ghosts can't pick up power drills (probably) by anarchetypal
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
22 Sep 2017
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“What you’re suggesting is that we have sex in the exact spot where a dude was once brutally murdered with a power drill. That is what you’re suggesting to me right now.”
Shane throws up his hands. “Well, sure, when you say it like that, it sounds ridiculous.”
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27 Jun 2026
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One night, the stack of pillows between them becomes one stack too many.
“Let me— let me hit you with a thought. A theory.”
“A postulation?”
“Sure. Let me postulate at you.”
“Postulate away, baby.”
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27 Jun 2026
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Ryan finds out Shane is Not Traditionally of This World, and that’s— that’s fine, really, when it’s all said and done. Adult life is already so goddamn weird; Ryan feels like he’s prepared to let most anything roll off his back, so. Demons. Sure. As long as Shane’s not going to drag him to hell or eat his soul or whatever it is demons do, Ryan’s fine to keep working with him and having popcorn-and-movie nights with him and tumbling into bed with him.
He’ll fuck a demon. Whatever.
Except Shane says he’s not a demon.
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27 Jun 2026
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Ryan finds out that Shane is a demon.
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- Part 2 of Shyan Collection
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27 Jun 2026
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not my fault (don't blame it on me) by MoMoMomma
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
02 Oct 2019
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He’s free to eat his fill without his partner in crime being any the wiser. Though on nights like tonight...it’s difficult. Tests every strength he has. Shane can stay human-passing without much of a thought nowadays, but when Ryan’s brain overloads and his whole body is one vibrating wave of panic…
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27 Jun 2026
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I'm clean out of air in my lungs by StrikerEureka
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Ghost Files - Watcher Entertainment (Web Series)
10 Apr 2018
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Ryan and Shane have been moving around something that is coming to a head between them. After a car accident, on the way to an investigation, Ryan slowly starts to become suspicious that Shane might not be what he seems. He realizes, though, that he just might not care.
Shane sits forward suddenly. “Hey, pull over up here.”
Ryan follows the instruction without questioning it, which probably says something about either his willingness to listen to Shane or his sanity. Maybe both; they go hand in hand. He puts on his blinker, even though they haven’t seen another car in a couple of minutes, and pulls off onto the shoulder.
“Are you gonna puke or something?” he asks, putting the car into park, as Shane takes off his seatbelt with one hand and tugs off his Ray Bans with the other.
“You better hope not,” he murmurs as he leans over the center console and kisses Ryan solidly on the mouth.
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- Part 1 of Precious metals
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27 Jun 2026
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Max
George, fight meGeorge
I will not.Max
WimpKimi
woah don’t go lashing out with unnecessary anger and borderline violence__________
Kimi makes a group chat with his "grid parents" to streamline advice. They all end up getting a bit more than they bargained for.
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24 Jun 2026
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Kimi watches the video a couple times, if only to try to grasp the tone of it.
“It’s still shockingly bad,” Max deadpans on his phone screen. And then: “I mean, it’s all good”.
“What he said,” George quips, and then it’s over.The tension in the room can be cut with a knife, and even though Lando, snickering between the two of them, seems to find it all extremely entertaining, Kimi is just stressed. Are they okay or not? He needs to know for *sure* sure, his mental health is at stake here.
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23 Jun 2026
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"Is it your leg?" Eddie whispers as he gives Buck's shoulder blade a gentle squeeze. Buck nods his head without even lifting his face from the pillow and whimpers quietly.
Eddie sits on the edge of the couch, wraps his fingers around Buck's leg and scoots closer so he can rest Buck's leg on his lap.
"Hey." Eddie says when Buck tries to get his leg free from Eddie's touch. "Let me see."
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Buck has a leg cramp. Eddie helps him as he can.
bad things happen bingo: crying into chest
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- Part 9 of Bad Things Happen Bingo - 1
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22 Jun 2026
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when doubt creeps in [surprises may follow] by TheCourtSorcerer for Lyskari, Zaharya, OnceFutureEmrys, Lady_of_theStars
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
05 Dec 2021
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“Erect a barrier from the rain,” Arthur ordered.
He had to bite back a scathing reply about the treatment he’d been receiving all day. It was bad enough that Arthur had forgotten a day that was so important to Merlin but to treat him like he was just some servant rather than his lover.
To act like they’d never been anything more…
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It's been one year since Merlin and Arthur began courting, an event Merlin finds incredibly important. Unfortunately, it seems Arthur doesn't share the feeling of importance...
Or does he?
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- Part 127 of Merthur Short Fics & One-Shots
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22 Jun 2026
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Written for the kinksofcamelot kink meme prompt:
Somebody, please get Arthur and Merlin proposed to and wed! I don't mind which of them proposes to the other, though it would be quite interesting to see Merlin do the asking and being all shy/nervous because he's a servant asking the king/crown prince to marry him... Canon era is preferred.
Merlin doesn’t know what takes hold of his mind and possesses him to blurt out what might quite possibly be the most foolish thing he has ever said (quite an accomplishment, even he’ll admit)...
"Can I marry you?"
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22 Jun 2026
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what could we be? [if not for fear] by TheCourtSorcerer for kickassfu
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
21 May 2021
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He pretended not to notice the way his eyes always found him. Pretended not to notice the way he let his hands linger as he dressed the Prince. He pretended his heart didn't leap at the sound of his voice, and his dreams weren't filled with him.
He pretended not to love him, because there was no way he could. There was no way they could...
"Merlin!"
The sorcerer was pulled from his thoughts, both figuratively and literally as he felt himself abruptly yanked backwards by arms strengthened from years of training, and into a hard chest.
"Are you trying to burn yourself?"
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Merlin is pining.
He knows so long as Uther is in rule he shouldn't risk starting any sort of relationship with Arthur. He knows it! Ah, how difficult it is to go against the heart, though...
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- Part 16 of Titles From My Mutuals
- Part 68 of Merthur Short Fics & One-Shots
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22 Jun 2026
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"Can you come over?" Buck asks over the phone— he pleas, and the tremble in his voice clenches Eddie's heart.
"Where are you?" Eddie springs to his feet, grabbing his coat and keys in a rush, his brows knitted and face suddenly burning up. "Are you okay?"
Eddie hears another choked out mewl over the line. "I'm— I'm home."
"Are you okay?"
"I'm—" Buck's words get cut off by a pained groan. "God, my—my leg— I c-can't get up."
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1 time Buck tends to Eddie's shoulder pain and 1 time Eddie tends to Buck's leg pain.
Bad Things Happen Bingo: Chronic Pain
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- Part 24 of Bad Things Happen Bingo - 2
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21 Jun 2026
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In which the inn only has one bed, and Arthur tries to be a prat about it.
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16 Jun 2026
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Merlin receives a surprise on his way home to Ealdor.
Written for Camelot Drabble prompt #293 - I'll Be Home for Christmas
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- Part 9 of Camelot Drabbles
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16 Jun 2026
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"Merlin, where on earth do you think you're going?" Arthur mumbled sleepily, and Merlin turned to see he had rolled back over to face him, his eyes drowsy.
"I, um. . ." He paused and Arthur stared at him, his hand still wrapped around Merlin's wrist. "I thought you might want me to go."
Arthur rolled his eyes and shook his head, closing them for a few seconds as he spoke. "That's absurd," he told Merlin, his eyes opening. "Why would you think that?"
Merlin pulled his wrist from Arthur's grip and stood, pulling his coat on and moving to his shoes. "I’m a servant," he said, looking back toward Arthur, who was now perched on his elbows like he was about to bolt from the mattress. "This was a mistake, Sire. It won't happen again.”
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16 Jun 2026
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“I feel like I’ve been here before,” Arthur said, both palms on the boulder now. Merlin’s heart knocked against his ribs. “I felt the same way on that trail earlier. And at the castle ruins yesterday. It’s been happening more and more.”
Merlin’s throat felt clogged, his tongue like sandpaper in his mouth. “Deja vu?” he asked, his voice brittle.
Arthur lifted his hands away from the rock and straightened, looking back over his shoulder. “Maybe. I’m not sure. I can’t quite put my finger on it.”
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14 Jun 2026
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After Gwen and Lancelot leave, Arthur and Merlin learn to take care of each other.
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- Part 2 of For the Weary
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12 Jun 2026
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When Arthur becomes King, Merlin overworks himself.
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- Part 1 of For the Weary
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12 Jun 2026
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Written for a kinkme_merlin prompt. When Gaius retires a new physician takes over and quickly kicks Merlin out of his room and takes it for himself. Arthur finds Merlin sleeping in the stables...and it's winter.
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12 Jun 2026