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All prisoners of Azkaban are insane. Sirius’ insanity just takes a different shape than usual.
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27 Jun 2026
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“Ignoring the fact that you guys are still taking this rando in the airport seriously,” Patrick says, “I’ve got a girlfriend and a kid!”
“If Jonny’s gonna get booty-blasted for his own health it’s gonna be with you,” Dylan says firmly.
“Is this some new healthy people thing, or is my English failing me?” Kubi says from the door, looking vaguely freaked out.
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Patrick just wants Jonny to get better. He's willing to take desperate measures.
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26 Jun 2026
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“I gotta level with you,” Patrick says, tossing down his grease-stained napkin. “You’re depressing the fuck out of me, here. Please, man. Do what you need to do. Find a nice young woman and do depraved things with her.” He says with a laugh. “Quit moping.”
That gets Jonny’s attention, but he just rolls his eyes.
After months of watching Jonny mope around after his girlfriend breaks up with him, Patrick has had enough.
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It’s not, like, a thing.
It’s only happened twice, if you don’t count the time during the pre-season when Max shoved a thigh against George’s crotch, and George, touch-deprived and broken-hearted, let out a sharp gasp and came instantly. Max, looking shocked and frightened, stormed away.
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Cursed Be this Soul (that Ties Us Together) by IAM_Kneazle (twicethet), twicethet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Dec 2020
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"Invisible threads are the strongest ties" - Friedrich Nietzsche.
Across universes, Hermione meets her soulmate through time and space; the ties that bind them together could be the very thing they need or it could destroy them both. 20 years later, they reunite - but when you play the game of thrones, add magic and a young metamorphmagus, things are never as they seem in Westeros.
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He was just a kid, just like Sidney, and far away from home. When Sidney didn’t look away, Evgeni mimed swinging a baseball bat, and Gonch was right; it was clear he had no idea what he was doing.
That was the first time Sidney thought they could maybe be friends.
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In an alternate universe, Harvey's still the best closer in New York but Mike's not a runner for Trevor: he's a pizza deliveryman, Harvey's favorite pizza deliveryman. And Harvey's discovery that Mike's more than he lets on will change everyone's lives...
Told and retold through Mike, Donna, and Harvey's point of view, with new scenes and reactions each time.
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16 Jun 2026
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In an alternate universe, Harvey's still a lawyer but Mike's not a pot runner -- he's a deliveryman for Rollo's Pizza and Ribs, which happens to be Harvey's favorite pizza place. Once Harvey finds out his pizza guy is a genius, Mike's life takes a few turns he would not have expected...
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- Part 1 of Pizza-Verse
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Sublimation
- Passing from one phase to another without transitioning through an intermediate phase.
- Where socially unacceptable impulses or idealizations are consciously transformed into socially acceptable actions or behavior, possibly resulting in a long-term conversion of the initial impulse.
Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews should probably have figured out the first time what this type of behavior meant.
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- Part 1 of Gravitational Influence
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12 Jun 2026
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Writing Prompts, Terribly Misused by RedSnowWhite
Fandom Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman, Original Work
30 Jun 2026
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There is this list of writing prompts floating around the Internet. I'm sure using it to write porn was the last thing its creator intended.
Tough luck.
(All entries not added to their own series are standalone)
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12 Jun 2026
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(Switchback (n.) a road, path, or railroad with alternate sharp ascents and descents.) An incident with a witch’s curse puts Derek and Stiles on a difficult, intimate journey of history and healing.
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Mary on a (Mary on a Cross) by orderly
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Jun 2026
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"I just wanted to live… Was that so wrong?" The stranger asks, and it's clear that they aren't talking to Grace and Rocky anymore. Maybe they never were. "They didn't even ask for my name. They killed me and they didn't even care about who I used to be."
Grace and Rocky find a submarine on their way to Erid. Unfortunately, the strange man inside is barely coherent, and he doesn’t even look human.
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06 Jun 2026
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There's someone outside the spacecraft. You don't remember them being part of the crew.
Or: the scifi horror au
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anything and everything by tiddiejoon for wendysheep, immoudest
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Oct 2022
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Yuuta likes whatever Maki is willing to give.
Companion piece to "small packages".
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01 Jun 2026
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Broken Dreams by Gladiusx
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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“I dreamt… many things.” Her voice grew hoarser. “The seasons keep turning, and the long summer draws near…”
“Then, can you tell me?” Rhaella pressed. “What will become of me?”
The woodswitch raised her head, and her eyes were now clear but full of pity.
“Knowing will do you no good, princess.”
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01 Jun 2026
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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 Jun 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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28 May 2026
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Or, 'How I Learned to Stress Out and Ruin Everything': a gripping tale of tears, danger, tender hearts and derring-do, in which I take on a world that isn't as made-up as I thought it was and my choices really, really matter.
[A self-insertion story that has been a long time coming but was also inspired in no small part by YourIdiotWriter's SATOKO and Tozette's Day One.]
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- Part 1 of Tsukimi Gaiden
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26 May 2026
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The light hits first, wide golden and endless. It’s disorienting.
Above him the sky feels enormous in its vastness. High clouds drift lazily within pale blue stretching in every direction.
And then the booming voice of Claudius Templesmith rings across the arena, like a deity speaking to its patrons. “Ladies and Gentlemen, the 63rd Hunger Games have begun!”
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- Part 1 of Isekais and Self-Inserts
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Gloria Regali by clobrandwell
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV)
19 Jun 2026
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Contrary to popular belief, Maegelle Targaryen was not particularly pious.
Once, she had been — or at least, a version of her had. That Maegelle prayed faithfully until the day she died, and no prayer saved her.
She wakes again as a girl of ten, her mind burdened with knowledge of a future steeped in fire, grief, and quiet tragedies history would later dismiss as inevitable. Armed with memory rather than prophecy, Maegelle is trapped in a court where knowledge without power is its own kind of danger.
Promised to the Faith before she was old enough to choose, she had been removed from the board without question — and with her, any chance to intervene when her family needed her most. Determined not to let history repeat itself, Maegelle sets out to delay, resist, and ultimately challenge the path laid out for her.
She may not be able to stop every tragedy to come, but she can refuse to vanish quietly this time.
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22 May 2026
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Hellfire is down one member due to a basketball game, so Dustin is looking for replacements. Who better to call than Steve Harrington?
Too bad Steve says no. Even worse, Steve decides to make it his problem to confront Eddie Munson for messing with his rugrats' unbreakable bond because, really, wasn't Eddie the adult here? Shouldn't he be the one making the better call?
(OR: Steve Harrington unwittingly forces himself into Eddie Munson's introduction to the Upside Down)
(OR, OR: Season 4 rewrite where Eddie is both metal and gay, and Steve is a tired babysitter (mom) who makes a comment that leads to the wrong conclusion... but maybe... it's not wrong? Maybe it actually makes a whole lot of sense, now that he thinks about it...)
(OR, OR, OR: Season 4, but Eddie doesn't run and Mike doesn't go to California. And it changes pretty much everything.)