JAC_is_procrastinating_again
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When You've Eliminated the Impossible.... by JAC_is_procrastinating_again for SpaceGiraffe
Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2026
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....what remains, however ineffable, must be the truth.
Or:
Sherlock and Watson are in Soho on a case.
John meets an excitable bookseller (who's clearly as gay as a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide) and his grumpy but stylish "friend".
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It is, it is a Glorious Thing to Be a Pirate King by JAC_is_procrastinating_again for Ambra_Sue
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Pirates of Penzance - Sullivan/Gilbert
31 Dec 2025
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It's that time of year again--in order to save up to fix the roof of the Archer Estate School in Tadfield, the staff, children and parents put on a yearly musical. Aziraphale is ready to be musical director, and Anathema to produce it with the help of shy but competent stage manager Crowley.
However, at the last minute Gabriel Archer (Head of PE) announces that it will be produced and directed by Lucifer Morningstar and Carmine Zuguiber, some consultants doing work on the estate; and that the three of them are taking main parts. No-one's very pleased but Gabriel is part of the Archer family who own the estate and the land on which the school is built, so there's not much they can do about it.
Problem is, a week before the production Gabriel and his friends withdraw, along with the accountant who has embezzled everything they've earned so far.
Without the show, the school roof can't be mended and the school will have to close down.
But with several main parts missing, no money and even the teatime biscuits gone, how can the show possibly go on?
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Sherlock Hound & the Holme of the Baskervilles by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Hound of the Baskervilles - Fandom
24 Feb 2025
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When a shopkeeper and his dog are kidnapped and the police draw a blank, there is only one place to go for help – the Saluki Sleuth himself, Sherlock Hound!
A not-very-canon-adjacent piece of fluff and nonsense with a happy ending.
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Kidnapping Mr Fell by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Crowley is in desperate straits.
He needs £50k, and fast, or loanshark Carmine Zuguiber will have his kneecaps.
There's no way in Hell he's going to be able to get that money together in two days flat.
No-one he knows would even have access to that much money, never mind lend it to him......well, no-one except Mr Fell would have it.
Just Crowley's luck that his only way out of this fix is by kidnapping the man he's had a major crush on for months.But a man with two bodyguards must have *something* worth protecting, right??
And Crowley is all out of choices.Series
- Part 1 of Kidnapping Mr Fell
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A man wakes up hurt, alone, and with no idea who he is or what happened.
Essaah finds him- a mute woman magically bound into servitude, who everyone seems to hate.They travel on together, but as trouble follows hot on their heels, it becomes clear that a dark presence is hounding them.
Why? And what does it want of them?He doesn't remember, and she can't explain.
But unless they figure it out really soon, their respective realms are going to be in some very serious trouble.
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- Part 1 of Voice of the Sea
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Kidnapping Mr Fell by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Author's note:
I've been avoiding doing fanfic for about twenty years now because I know full well I'll fall down the rabbit hole and not get any of my own stuff done. However GO S2 knocked that into a cocked hat. So my deal with myself is, for every fic I have to write one of my own, even a little one. Keeping them here to keep myself honest!! This series will be the first chapters of the ones I have lined up (and can't immediately decide between). Open to opinions if anyone's reading...
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To Love The Stars Too Fondly - Universe by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jan 2024
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Texts which all work within the same version of Good Omens.
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A Snow Globe in a Garden by Mizmak
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 May 2026
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Another short fic about a certain snow globe in a certain cottage garden, and why it seems to glow all on its own...
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An Ineffable Ending by GlitteringRock
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
22 May 2026
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So that was a thing...
Post GO3 and I'm still trying to make sense of it all. So I'm trying to heal the only way I know how, through extraordinary amounts of smut.
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- Part 2 of Good Omens Three Fix-it
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- English
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- 2,298
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
25 Jul 2026
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Crowley and Aziraphale have made the ultimate sacrifice.
The universe has been destroyed, and God has remade it as a Godless world.
13.8 Billion years later, two mortal beings that happen to look a lot like our ineffable heroes have retired to the South Downs to have their happy ending. This is what happens next...Series
- Part 1 of Good Omens Three Fix-it
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O*M*E*N*S - A Good Omens M*A*S*H AU by GroovyNightStrawberry
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jul 2026
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Captain Anthony 'Snake-eyes' Crowley is the best surgeon in the 4077th.
Lieutenant Aziraphale Fell is the unit's first male nurse.
You see where this is going.
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- Part 1 of Welcome to the 4077th
- Language:
- English
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- 4,360
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Bookmarked by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
25 Jul 2026
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The Magic in You by Mizmak
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jul 2025
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Paranormal debunker Aziraphale Fell finds his life turned upside down when he investigates a remote “haunted” manor house along with his nemesis — paranormal believer Anthony Crowley. Things take a surprising turn when they are unexpectedly stranded—and they soon become attracted to each other.
There’s just one problem: Crowley precisely fits the man Aziraphale’s Aunt Agnes once predicted would become his true love — and he refuses to let a predestined fate rule his life — even when he really, really wants it to….
THE STORY IS NOW COMPLETE.