JAC_is_procrastinating_again
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When You've Eliminated the Impossible.... by JAC_is_procrastinating_again for SpaceGiraffe
Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2026
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....what remains, however ineffable, must be the truth.
Or:
Sherlock and Watson are in Soho on a case.
John meets an excitable bookseller (who's clearly as gay as a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide) and his grumpy but stylish "friend".
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It is, it is a Glorious Thing to Be a Pirate King by JAC_is_procrastinating_again for Ambra_Sue
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Pirates of Penzance - Sullivan/Gilbert
31 Dec 2025
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It's that time of year again--in order to save up to fix the roof of the Archer Estate School in Tadfield, the staff, children and parents put on a yearly musical. Aziraphale is ready to be musical director, and Anathema to produce it with the help of shy but competent stage manager Crowley.
However, at the last minute Gabriel Archer (Head of PE) announces that it will be produced and directed by Lucifer Morningstar and Carmine Zuguiber, some consultants doing work on the estate; and that the three of them are taking main parts. No-one's very pleased but Gabriel is part of the Archer family who own the estate and the land on which the school is built, so there's not much they can do about it.
Problem is, a week before the production Gabriel and his friends withdraw, along with the accountant who has embezzled everything they've earned so far.
Without the show, the school roof can't be mended and the school will have to close down.
But with several main parts missing, no money and even the teatime biscuits gone, how can the show possibly go on?
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Sherlock Hound & the Holme of the Baskervilles by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Hound of the Baskervilles - Fandom
24 Feb 2025
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When a shopkeeper and his dog are kidnapped and the police draw a blank, there is only one place to go for help – the Saluki Sleuth himself, Sherlock Hound!
A not-very-canon-adjacent piece of fluff and nonsense with a happy ending.
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Kidnapping Mr Fell by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Crowley is in desperate straits.
He needs £50k, and fast, or loanshark Carmine Zuguiber will have his kneecaps.
There's no way in Hell he's going to be able to get that money together in two days flat.
No-one he knows would even have access to that much money, never mind lend it to him......well, no-one except Mr Fell would have it.
Just Crowley's luck that his only way out of this fix is by kidnapping the man he's had a major crush on for months.But a man with two bodyguards must have *something* worth protecting, right??
And Crowley is all out of choices.Series
- Part 1 of Kidnapping Mr Fell
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A man wakes up hurt, alone, and with no idea who he is or what happened.
Essaah finds him- a mute woman magically bound into servitude, who everyone seems to hate.They travel on together, but as trouble follows hot on their heels, it becomes clear that a dark presence is hounding them.
Why? And what does it want of them?He doesn't remember, and she can't explain.
But unless they figure it out really soon, their respective realms are going to be in some very serious trouble.
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- Part 1 of Voice of the Sea
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Kidnapping Mr Fell by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Author's note:
I've been avoiding doing fanfic for about twenty years now because I know full well I'll fall down the rabbit hole and not get any of my own stuff done. However GO S2 knocked that into a cocked hat. So my deal with myself is, for every fic I have to write one of my own, even a little one. Keeping them here to keep myself honest!! This series will be the first chapters of the ones I have lined up (and can't immediately decide between). Open to opinions if anyone's reading...
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To Love The Stars Too Fondly - Universe by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jan 2024
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Texts which all work within the same version of Good Omens.
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Crowley has never seen the face behind his favourite YouTube channel—the one with the candlelight, classic literature, and the voice that lulls him to sleep every night.
Then one rainy afternoon, he walks into a dusty Soho bookshop… and hears that voice.
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- Part 1 of Meet cute stories
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Aziraphale needs a last-minute date to his brother’s wedding to stop his relatives from pestering him. Enter Crowley, his sharp-tongued coworker, who agrees to play the part,but only to mess with people. Except they’re really good at pretending to be in love. Too good.
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A whole lot of woolly mammoth by tvshowsufferer
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jun 2026
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One night, Azrphl meets a competent caveman from the southern tribes.
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Crowley insists it’s coincidence that he keeps running into Aziraphale from Accounts in the break room every morning.
It’s also definitely coincidence that Aziraphale keeps bringing in freshly baked biscuits.
Different ones. Every day. Thoughtfully chosen.
Somehow always exactly to Crowley’s taste.As Christmas approaches, biscuits turn into conversations, conversations turn into pining, and the entire office starts placing bets.
Between strategic tea breaks, cinnamon-sugar confessions, and one very brave baker finally admitting the truth, Crowley and Aziraphale discover that some accidents are anything but.Day 13 of my Ineffable Advent Calendar.
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- Part 13 of Ineffable Advent Calendar
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When Anathema decides her lonely best friend Crowley and her sweet museum–coworker Aziraphale are perfect for each other, she launches the gentlest matchmaking scheme ever.
One Christmas party, a bit of strategic mistletoe, and a whole lot of meddling later, the two men meet and instantly click in a way no amount of planning could’ve engineered.Day 12 of my Ineffable Advent Calendar.
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- Part 12 of Ineffable Advent Calendar
Bookmarked by JAC_is_procrastinating_again
06 Jun 2026