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Why the Tsaritsa Needs More Wine (It's the Boyfriend) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Jul 2025
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“He’s seeing that fossil again, isn’t he?” Pierro asks, finally.
“He’s not just seeing him,” the Tsaritsa growls. “He’s writing poetry about him. Sending love letters by crane. Making eye contact.”
Arlecchino snorts. “They’re probably dry-humping under the Dragonspine stars.”
“They are!” she wails. “And I—I have to pretend I’m fine with it.”
“Are you?”
“Absolutely not.”
She flings her arm dramatically, icing over the meeting table. “I gave birth to that boy in spirit. I raised him from rage and ruin. And now he’s run off to ride a statue with good cheekbones and no concept of mora awareness.”
Pierro looks pained. “He’s an Archon.”
“Exactly! My Childe pulled an Archon. Do you know how rare that is? How proud I am? How furious?”
“Tsaritsa, please.”
In which the Tsaritsa learns Childe is dating a boulder.
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- Part 24 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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02 Jul 2026
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Help, I've Fallen (and I Can't Get Up... Especially Around Zhongli) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Apr 2025
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“Oh? You seem distracted today,” Zhongli observed, lifting his teacup with the practiced grace of someone who had probably been drinking tea longer than the concept of tea had existed. “Did something happen?”
You happened, Childe almost blurted out. But instead, he said something infinitely worse.
“Nice hands.”
Zhongli blinked.
Childe wanted to die.
Or, Childe has the biggest, fattest crush on Zhongli and cannot manage it in the slightest.
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- Part 9 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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01 Jul 2026
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“You’re telling me,” Childe says, his voice increasing in pitch with every word, “that you—you, the fancy funeral consultant who lectures pigeons and alphabetizes his tea cabinet—you’re biologically wired to marry the first person you screw and stick with them forever?!”
Zhongli, impassive: “I wouldn't put it quite so crudely.”
Childe: “You wouldn’t put anything crudely, you gilded fossil!”
Zhongli arches a brow.
Childe slams his hands on the table. “Do you realize what this means?!”
“No,” Zhongli lies. Zhongli, whose tail is curled just slightly tighter around the leg of his chair. Zhongli, who is starting to suspect he may not survive this breakfast with his dignity intact.
“It means,” Childe says, eyes blazing with the sort of deranged glee only possible from someone who once tried to flood a nation as a workplace prank, “you’ve already picked me!”
In which Childe learns dragons mate for life and becomes completely insufferable about it.
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- Part 53 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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01 Jul 2026
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Childe leaves for Snezhnaya, or so Zhongli thinks. Instead he wakes up to a small hydro blob that looks suspiciously similar to a Narwhal.
It can also talk.Aka NarwhalTaru accompanies Zhongli whilst nearly commiting murder <3
I guess 💧🔶 but very slightly implied 🤏
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- Part 2 of Tartali one shots 😋
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01 Jul 2026
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i will die your daughter by adhdcreatureintuxedo_shocking
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Jun 2026
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Ever since Blade returned from Oroboros’s jaws, Silver Wolf hadn’t been quite the same.
In fact, she had been stalking him everywhere he went.Or: silver wolf struggles to cope with blade nearly dying.
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01 Jul 2026