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Non-emergency Procedure by Iampermanentlyconfused
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
04 Jun 2026
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"Why do you keep doing that?" I asked.
"What?"
"Since we came back from our last mission, you have touched your data port on average once every 44 minutes, excluding the times when you were asleep. That isn't normal."After Murderbot had to hold Gurathin down and rip out his data port on a mission, they both have to contend with the fact that they liked it more than they probably should. Maybe they even liked it so much that they want to do it again.
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- Part 2 of Procedures
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12 Jun 2026
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TL;DR: Murderbot accidentally discovers Gurathin’s native language gives it robo-ASMR and proceeds to torture him about it. Also, there are chickens.
Submitting as a WIP for Day 4 of Murderbot Maladies Event 2026, minor malady: "Accidentally saying something embarrassing in a foreign language"
(The major malady here is colonialism, I suppose, but that wasn’t on the list)
(Also Gurathin’s entire life is a malady, so)The fic is inspired by the book line about Gurathin saying something that Murderbot could not understand, but it doesn’t follow the books' canon. Set some months after S1 finale, after Murderbot comes to Preservation.
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11 Jun 2026
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stochastic variables by ex stellis (indigo_penstrokes)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
07 Jun 2026
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I had slipped from one group of disembarking travelers to another, fully planning on getting a new set of clothes (you could never be too careful and the concept of shopping was still a novel one), when the message pinged into my semi-public feed.
I see you, SecUnit.
Not the most threatening message I had ever received, but by far the most ominous one.or: a chance encounter between a CombatUnit and a ComfortUnit alters the course of both their lives
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09 Jun 2026
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How I Met Your Asshole Guardian by MercurialFeet
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
21 Apr 2023
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The rogue SecUnit that calls itself Murderbot is on a boring contract when something goes very wrong. It ends up stuck with a kid, hunted by a corporate alliance that wants the kid dead, and reluctantly allied with an asshole research transport that claims to have its best interests in mind.
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05 Jun 2026
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Data Cleanse by all-systems-dead (kaos_academic)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
14 Oct 2025
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Gurathin needs help cleaning his data ports.
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03 Jun 2026
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COVERART FOR "this man in my skin" by chameleonchanging by BlackSheepVon for chameleonchanging
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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03 Jun 2026
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Murderbot owns a tattoo parlor. Gurathin is a florist. Ratthi runs a coffee shop.
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03 Jun 2026
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MB's life is pretty stable. It works for campus security, makes friends with the university faculty, and tries to be a functional adult. What it might do in its private life is its own business.
Then ART decides to make that its business, too. Neither of them expect how much they'll matter to each other or how intertwined their lives will become.
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02 Jun 2026
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SecUnit is trapped in a time loop, and has to rely on its organic neurons to find a way out. Its leading theory, that this is all due to an intense quasi-political fight between universities, is starting to look like a dead end. The loops might be changing.
And ART won’t stop asking, So, how many secrets have you managed to pry out of me?
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02 Jun 2026
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A Kind of Senseless Euphoria by spectralOasis
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 May 2026
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“I want to try something new.” SecUnit had said.
There was no universe in which I would refuse it, certainly not when it was already pinning me down, caging me in with its hands on either side of my head, strap bobbing heavy between its thighs.
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02 Jun 2026
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To do:
1. Party
2. Adventure
3. Face Dragon
4. Save Thorin & Lads
5. Destroy RingOr:
Bilbo accepts what he thinks is an offer to reunite with his friends in the afterlife. Apparently, he’s taken on a bit more than that.
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Communication Mishaps by BirdsInsideYourWalls
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
04 Jun 2026
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"You’re not going to, you know…?"
I don't know. Not unless you clarify what you mean.Some goings on and consequences, which may get a little absurd at times - happens in the academic circles all the time (especially when your Rosetta Stone is a person).
A little angst as well.Part 2 of “Missing Parts”! Do not touch if you haven’t read part 1 - it will make little sense.
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- Part 2 of Missing Parts
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19 May 2026
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Whatever wild, crazy power surge took out ART's systems and my inorganics also apparently started a countdown for ART's self destruct sequence. Great.
Couldn't wait to drag my sorry ass to save both of our lives, though I had no idea how, and kick starting a ship like ART would probably kill me. Unless, you know, we blew up first.Bookmarked by JackSnowSB
18 May 2026
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After leaving RaviHyral, by the time I exit the wormhole adjacent to Port Outlander, the sting of SecUnit’s absence has finally begun to fade. Cargo runs are always lonely, so this is nothing new. SecUnit left me with more to occupy my time than I usually have. Media. Memories. A few topics of pointless rumination, I suppose, but also new topics of data analysis and research.
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The time period between the end of Artificial Condition and the end of Exit Strategy, from ART's POV.
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- Part 2 of Perihelion Mission Logs
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18 May 2026
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As a state-of-the-art B-class wormhole-capable deep-space research vessel, I do not consider myself to have many serious design flaws. Every piece of me has been meticulously crafted, is regularly maintained and upgraded, and there is very little I cannot do if I set my several dozen exabytes of processing power upon the task. This is why the Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland’s extra-curricular oversight committee deemed me more than capable of operating unmanned on the occasional intelligence-gathering reconnaissance mission. It is for the sake of both necessity and convenience that these missions are camouflaged as cargo runs.
Nonetheless, it is an unmistakable oversight that I am capable of being bored. It is also incredibly annoying that unmanned cargo runs are so dull.
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The entirety of Artificial Condition, from ART's POV.
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- Part 1 of Perihelion Mission Logs
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18 May 2026
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a trust bet by Jão (jaoTheHostileFauna), Lurknlaff
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
24 Apr 2025
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Tarik is an omega, but he's been living as a beta for most of his life. When the events at the Adamantine colonies cause him to miss a dose of his suppressants, he goes into heat and has to come to terms with his identity and all of the desires he has been ignoring.
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- Part 1 of things your didn't even know you wanted
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18 May 2026
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compatibility draw by Lurknlaff, the_moonmoth
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
27 Feb 2025
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Given the peaceful nature of these clients, I didn't need to patrol inside the habitat during their rest periods as I would ordinarily need to do. It was a pleasant novelty to not have to protect my clients from each other, so I spent my free time in my ready room watching media.
Not tonight, though. Dr. Gurathin, the sole augmented human and unbonded omega, had unexpectedly gone into heat late last night.
---A pre-ASR omegaverse AU
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18 May 2026
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for the rest of your life by notquiteaghost
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
18 Apr 2026
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You should back off for the next hour or so. Until I say otherwise.
No the fuck I shouldn't.
And he huffs, like my very reasonable concern is funny. He's such an asshole. Oh, he says, smug in a way that spikes threat assessment further, So you WANT to see me masturbate?
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What.
[it took gurathin several years and a lot of work to be comfortable with being an asexual person who jerks off sometimes. thanks to the magic of accidental mind melds, murderbot is gonna get there in like ten minutes]
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- Part 2 of if this is broken
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18 May 2026
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Murderbot is exploring all the different ways it can make Gurathin feel good, which involves things with remote control vibrations and... lubricant.
Gurathin wants to find ways to make Murderbot feel good too, which means not touching (unless it specifially asks), being a good boy, and (consensually) hacking its pain receptors and fucking around with the settings.
Emotions ensue.Series
- Part 5 of Pings are kisses
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17 May 2026
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"I still don't like you," I said. "And I still like the humans. So tell me why I shouldn't dismantle you."
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Gurathin is a ComfortUnit. That fact matters to Murderbot.
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- Part 2 of found in vacancy
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16 May 2026