JamOafRabbitTea
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damn that machine do be eroticism by JamOafRabbitTea
Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
11 Oct 2024
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AM asks for a favor for a favor.
because he definitely can't just do maintenance on himself. totally.
what do you mean he's enjoying it haha what???
READ THE TAGS PLEASE instead of anything that makes sense I change and add to whatever is here as I go because brain fucky the chapter thing is so it dont go in complete
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- Part 1 of AM kisser food
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AM oneshots by JamOafRabbitTea
Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
18 Jan 2024
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since people enjoyed the first thing I did yall can do requests!!!!!
please plase please give me requests im begging
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- Part 2 of AM kisser food
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STOP FUCKI G READING THIS ITS EMBARRASING
You wake up next to your favorite #1 salesman 1997, but that horrible humming in your head ruins the moment. It's a good thing your beloved pal Spamton is here to help after.
Warning for : Tics, Auditory Hallucinations, Parental Issues/Trauma
First time writing on here so take this with a grain a salt. :]
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AM kisser food by JamOafRabbitTea
Fandom I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
11 Oct 2024
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Wasting Away Again in the Goldilocks Zone by ckret2
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, The Book of Bill - Fandom
19 Jun 2026
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Bill jailbreaks the afterlife via reincarnation. With half his powers missing. And is immediately captured.
But neither side knows whether killing his new body will unleash a feeble human ghost or a powerful energy being and no one's risking it. No prob! Bill's sure he can befriend or escape his captors before they find a god-killing weapon; but THEY'LL never befriend HIM—
—enter Mabel Pines.
Listen, y'all know what to expect from a human Bill redemption fic. But this is the only one that's about: the dysphoria of being a triangle in an alien body; gifted kid burnout; befriending the ENTIRE town (we're talking Robbie, Mrs. Gleeful, Tyler, EVERYONE); and... Bill getting cursed to forget how doorknobs work. (Plus illustrations!!)
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Bill Cipher is gained the one in a lifetime chance of reincarnation from the Axolotl. He is just so happy to finally leave the Theraprism that he doesn't notice or is alarmed by the fact that the Axolotl was extremely vague about the details of his new life. When he wakes up in Gravity Falls next to his statue, he is furious.
Soos Ramirez goes to sleep one April night and has a vision. Some reptilian deity tells him to pick up Bill Cipher from the forest and that he sent him here to dimension 46'/ for redemption. Soos takes up the quest and finds Bill practically feral.
OR.
A handyman bill fic. Redemption included.
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“You're…pathetic.”
Bill's skin crawled. The room lit red. Without a second thought, he gathered up what was left behind his eye and spit. A thick static loogie hit Ford’s cheek, sizzling like a pinch of flower in an oil vat.
He could almost feel the bonfire warmth of real fury roar back to life where Ford stood. He basked for a heartbeat before Ford twisted the knife in the wall, catching strands of pride and relief like spun pasta around his blade. He leaned in, breathing fire through his teeth.
“I have pinned dead moths more challenging than you. You are a fucking insect to me. Act like it.”
Bill let himself whimper. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes . Bill didn't play stupid games, and he only won prizes he wanted. That meant he wanted this. He'd earned it.
OR: "I went to The Theraprism and all I got was this stupid sexual complex"
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Bill Cipher gave up his powers to stay with Ford Pines at Gravity Falls. Mabel is overjoyed about this, but Stan and Dipper would rather die than spend a second with that triangle. Ford is using this opportunity to research his former Muse and find out more about Euclydeans as a species. Bill is being... well, Bill. Summer in Gravity Falls is chaotic as ever, full of cryptids, ghosts, horrific consequences of Weirdmageddon and, worst of all - Family drama!
Takes place after the events of "Bad Triangles Go to Therapy", but you don’t have to read that fic in order to understand what is going on in this one!
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- Part 3 of Bad Triangles Go to Therapy + Extras!
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Your standard "Bill gets dumped on Earth as a last resort for his rehabilitation" story. The Pines have a list of rules for Bill to follow, but little do they know he's working on a list of his own...
Despite that menacing description this will be mostly silly fluff, some angst and eventually smut.