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"I think what the Radio Papi really wants," he drawled, his voice dripping with mock sympathy, "is to get back to his little King. Isn’t that right, Alastor?"
A sharp, violent burst of static pierced the sterile silence of the conference, sounding like a radio being crushed under a boot. The mahogany of the table groaned as the sharpened claws of Alastor’s left hand gouged deep, jagged trenches into the polished wood. The other Overlords were frozen, their breath hitching as they glanced anxiously between the new Media Overlord and the unraveling nightmare beside them. The sight of Alastor’s signature, permanent grin contorting into a twisted, vein-popping snarl had the lesser Overlords bracing for impact, expecting him to lunge across the table and tear the moth to ribbons.
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- Part 3 of State of Affairs
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Alastor Hartfelt should have been a memory. Having narrowly escaped a "hunting accident" in 1933, he has lived to see his "Golden Age" of radio rot. Now fifty-three, he watches with predatory disdain as television turns the human imagination into grey slush. He is a King without a kingdom, presiding over a studio that smells of stagnant humidity and impending obsolescence.
Into the sweltering pergatory walks Vincent Whittman, a weatherman with a polished smile and a hollow soul. Dispatched to New Orleans by executives who view him as a disposable "pretty boy," Vincent carries Alastor's death warrant: the corporate buyout papers that will shutter Alastor's radio station forever.
Unless, of course, they can work together and assist one another with getting what they want.
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Their relationship was a fledgling thing—and like any new creature, it had its growing pains. So Alastor didn't do "the sex thing." Fine. Lucifer could pivot; he was prepared to treat his own libido like a relic of a past life if it meant keeping the Radio Demon’s shadow in his parlor.
For a few weeks, it was a sterile sort of bliss. No messy expectations, just a fragile, labored peace. But then the air shifted. It started with a stray touch Lucifer felt in his sleep—a thumb grazing his thigh—that felt less like an accident and more like an invasion.
One night of uncharacteristic, earth-shattering passion leaves Lucifer questioning everything he knew about his partner—only for the morning light to reveal a terrifying truth: Alastor has no memory of the night before.
Lucifer is trapped in a haunting cycle. By day, he lives with a man who recoils at a touch; by night, he is consumed by a lover who seems to be someone—or something—else entirely.
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“I—wait. Forgive me, Vincent; you lost me on the last bit,” Alastor admitted, leaning forward. The shadows beneath the bar seemed to lengthen, mirroring his sudden unease. “Let you do what, exactly?”
Vox blinked, the bravado draining from his posture as he looked away sheepishly. His hand came up to rub the back of his cathode-ray tube head, the sound of synthetic flesh and metal a sharp, nervous scratch. “I asked if you would let me... hypnotize you. Y’know, during sex—"
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Following their return from 1929, Lucifer has made the heart-wrenching decision to break it off with Alastor. Lucifer would rather spare his daughter the agony of explaining how he's left behind Lillith for the Radio Demon, in favor of breaking both his and Alastor's hearts.
Lucifer retreats to the darkness of a mind terrorized by a millennium of abandonment, while Alastor---gravely injured---makes a much more reckless decision.
“A deal,” Alastor rasped, the word tasting like ash. “The King is off-limits. The hotel... untouched. In exchange...” He swallowed hard, his voice barely a whisper through the distortion. “You take me—total wardship. My soul stays mine, but my... service... belongs to the Vees. You can parade me around your towers, display me in your windows... show the world you finally caught the beast.”
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- Part 2 of Best Enemies
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The five times Alastor and Lucifer nearly get caught (and the one time they do) by TrashDemonx
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jun 2026
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It’s not a secret that Alastor is utterly enthralled by the King at this point, at least not in the safety of his head.
But that’s not what’s making his blood run hotter than hellfire; it’s because they’re doing this here.
It shouldn’t be a surprise, considering half of their encounters have come with an element of risk, but he’d always chalked that part up to a matter of convenience. But now, deep down, Alastor knows he wants this to continue because of where they are, not in spite of it. There’s a part of him that wants to chase the thrill, a part that’s even more aroused knowing this is absolutely not where he should be feeling like this.
Hot under the collar, cock throbbing against his thigh, ready to pounce at a moment’s notice.
OR- the '5+1 things' fic that takes place between seasons 1+2 that I'm so excited to finally start!
Part of the Wicked Game Series- but I think they can be read as PWP standalones (with some missed references) if you're not a long-fic reader <3
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- Part 5 of Wicked Game
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26 Jul 2026
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Vincent Whittman was enamoured from the very first moment he met Alastor Bourdeaux. It was during an interview for a position as his valet—a position that he was surprised not many people were snapping up. Alastor was unbelievably beautiful, from the way his brown hair curled over his ears to the amber glistening in his eyes when the light hit just right. When he opened his mouth and spoke, Vincent was doomed.
Planned long fic that follows the life of a serial-killing elite and his hopelessly obsessed valet, starting from the 1920s.
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25 Apr 2026
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“You were watching us?” he asked before he could stop himself.
The question lingered between them, fragile and bright.
Alastor took a measured sip from his cup, gaze never wavering. “Only in the spirit of professional curiosity,” he said. “We share a surface, after all. It seems prudent to understand how it is treated in my absence.”
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Winter Olympics AU. Ice hockey/Figure skating AU. Lucifer and Alastor meet at Olympic practice and end up sharing a lot more than just the ice.Series
- Part 1 of Shared Ice
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24 Mar 2026
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Alastor is going into his third year of university and gearing up to take the MCAT and start applying to medical school, but there’s one problem: money. He works part time in a coffee shop, but that will never earn him enough to get where he needs to go. So when he’s jokingly advised to start recording audio pornography to earn some extra cash... Desperate times have him resulting to desperate measures.
Luckily he starts making decent money pretty quickly -- though some of his donors are pushier than others. And while that job certainly has it's stressors, Alastor also finds himself forming a bond with a short, blond, new-to-town regular at his coffee shop job.
What will happen to that bond when the pre-existing, hidden ties between them come to light?
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09 Feb 2026
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Stumbling upon an ancient temple in Egypt, not far from the Valley of the Kings, the young archeologist Lucifer is obsessed with discovering the tomb of the mythical Pharaoh Irimaet. Instead he releases a condemned man, and Irimaet's former High Priest, who claims to be Lucifer's lover in a past life, and he has been sealed away for thousands of years. Now free from his curse, Alastor attempts to reconnect with his lost lover, but Lucifer cannot remember him. Will finding the Pharaoh's tomb prove helpful in restoring Lucifer's memory? Will he be able to uncover the truth of their deaths?
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23 Oct 2025