Jumpus
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Jade knows a lot of things.
The way the earth rotates (it spins 23.5 degrees and rotates the sun at 67,000 mph),
the sound of rain on the wind (it's a quiet pattering sound with the slight smell of ozone),
and even the way space breathes (it's a quiet whistling sound that fills her ears with the dead space it always brings.)But she did NOT know this.
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maybe you lost it, maybe it’s your destiny by rockrosethistle
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
26 Mar 2024
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"Petey," came a quaking voice.
Peter whipped around. Tucked up against an alley wall sat the homeless man, his jacket's hood pulled up over his ears. An unbrushed smile spread across his face as he saw him.
"Hey, Theo."
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Steph gets to meet Pete's old friend, the homeless man, better known to him as 'Theo.'
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07 Jun 2026
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WHAT IF WE ALL WALK INTO THE OCEAN. RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHG SPANKOFFSKI BROTHERRSSSSSS RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGAHHGHHHHHH BANGS MY HEAD INTO A WALL
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I believe it all is coming to an end by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Black Friday - Team StarKid, Nightmare Time - Team StarKid
10 Mar 2021
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Hannah Foster is the Omen, bringer of warnings for the ancient entity Webby. When the apotheosis comes to Hatchetfield, she has little to go on.
Starlight. Blue. Dancing dead. Warn the Catalyst.
She'll do her best.
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07 Jun 2026
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(i swear) i will die trying by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid
02 Nov 2023
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Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.
Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.
And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?
(Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)
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- Part 1 of Hatchet Town
- Part 1 of Goat Bros
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We Can Meet Again Somewhere by thatisnotokay
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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"Speaking from a selfish perspective, I hope you stay. But, we also have another offer."
Ryland looks down at his best friend, eyebrow raised. Curiosity pushes the burgeoning tightness enough for him to ignore. "Yeah? What's that, Rock?"
"We can build onto the Hail Mary— a spaceship large enough to carry you, me, and other scientists. We go to Earth with you," Rocky trills. Ryland can't believe his ears. Rocky's carapace tilts in the way that means he's smiling. "We live on Earth, learn from the humans, and return in our own time."
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Or, Rocky offers to travel back to Earth with Grace. Featuring best mate Adrian- Language:
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20 May 2026
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WRAAAHHHHHH I THINK ABOUT AVA STRATT AND GRACE AND GO INSANE I THUNK ABOUT GRACE AND EARTH AND I GO INSANE!!!!!!!!
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Leaving a Mark by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.