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    What's a boy supposed to do in another dimension filled with heroes? Well become a pizza delivery man of course and if it comes with the bonus of fucking with the local heroes' heads then that is just a plus.

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    12 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    “Yo!” Elle called the moment she stepped into the guildhall. “This time it’s me who gets to do his hair.”

    “Well, obviously”, Donut said before I had the chance to reply. “We all agreed we’d save him for you this time.”

    “What?” I said. We had not agreed on anything like that.

    At least not out loud. I got the sudden uneasy feeling that they might’ve been talking about it in a chat group I wasn’t involved in.

    “Perfect”, Elle said, clapping her hands together. “You just sit tight, boss. I’ll be ready for you in just a moment.”

    I raised my eyebrows at Donut, who flicked her tail impudently. “What?” she asked. “Don’t look at me like that, Carl.”

    Carl has long, beautiful, and very braidable hair. Everyone else seems to like it a lot more than he does.

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    12 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    No. No.

    I healed myself again. Darkness continued to press against me, relentless. Raul yelled something. He was getting closer; I could tell by his voice. My health kept stuttering, despite the heals.

    My eyes, I thought. It was the only thing I could focus on. There was just too much going on, and none of it mattered. I was dead. Without sight, I was dead. Donut was dead.

    Carl loses both of his eyes during a battle. The situation seems hopeless, but the dungeon is not done with him yet.

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    12 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    Carl has entertained the thought that the System AI might need a hug for a while now. Then the infamous meeting in This Inevitable Ruin takes place, and the thought suddenly feels much less theoretical. This could either go wrong or very right.

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    10 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    Takes place in the middle of This Inevitable Ruin.

    Carl doesn't feel any different as a Primal than he did as a human. At least, not until the stress of the 9th floor starts to get under his skin. Then a little quirk of the Primal race takes over, and boy does he ever regret his choice.

    The AI takes pity on him and tries to help him understand the nuances of his new race, out of the pure, selfless magnanimity of its code. It has zero ulterior motives whatsoever.

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    10 Jul 2026