Kaitou
Fandoms
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (2)
- Top Gear (UK) RPF (2)
- Firefly (TV 2002) (1)
- Marvel (1)
- Iron Man (Movies) (1)
Recent works
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Five Times Steve Knit Something, and One Time He Refused To by Kaitou
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011), Marvel
26 Jun 2012
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Five times Steve knit something, and one time he refused to.
Because every fandom needs Knitting fic!Movie-verse with supplementary info stolen from 616 verse. Spoilers for Captain America and the Avengers movies.
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John keeps letters on his computer for his loved ones.
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When John was five he got himself a cat. Harry notices a resemblance to a certain consulting detective.
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Lese means Garbage.
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Tony Stark is a guest on Top Gear, because of course he is.
Recent bookmarks
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I Tried to Kill Mecha Man, and All I Got was this Stupid T-Shirt by divisiblebyfour
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
14 Mar 2026
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A mysterious power-outage and some strange (even for Torrance) calls should be nothing for the team of heroes that took down Shroud and the Red Ring last month. Unfortunately, something stalking the dark halls of the SDN office seems to want the Z-Teams' dispatcher dead.
Their dispatcher who is far more concerned with solving tonight's mystery than with his own safety.
. . . It's gonna be a long shift.
Bookmarked by Kaitou
15 Mar 2026
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Probably Better Than Eating Your Shoe by HigharollaKockamamie
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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Flambae leaned in closer. “I’m going to make you live with knowing that some shitty villain you put away, some son of a bitch you can’t fucking stand, gave you the best sex of your life.”
Robert blinked.
He said, “Yeah, I’m gonna go.”
Series
- Part 1 of Various Small Flames
Bookmarked by Kaitou
10 Jan 2026
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Flambae shares a look with Prism, she raises an eyebrow at him. “You sound like shit, Robert.” She says.
A sigh. “Thanks, Prism.” He doesn’t offer up anything more which causes more eyebrows to raise. “Have a good shift, everyone.”
Sonar mutes his comm to look at the others. “That’s weird, right? I’ve never heard him this depressed since like, the time Chase was in the hospital.”
Series
- Part 1 of One step forward, five steps back
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- English
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- 10,272
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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Bookmarked by Kaitou
24 Dec 2025
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Flambae is more irritable than usual. Prism notices first.
When it becomes more apparent that Robert's injuries haven't stemmed from Flambae's monthly make-up punches, the team wants revenge, much to their oblivious dispatcher's knowledge.
Bookmarked by Kaitou
24 Dec 2025
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As much as he tries to shrug it off, Robert's body is not going to let him forget that he had just endured some pretty bad internal bleeding from being tortured.
Getting thrown around as Mecha Man by Shroud’s stupid spider-mech and getting dropped on the ground definitely isn’t speeding up the recovery either.
After giving the people who care about him a scare, it's clear that some reflections are overdue.
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Robert’s stubborn ass gets properly sent to the hospital.
Finally.
Post canon story written with Heroic Visi/Spare Shroud/No romance ending in mind.
Series
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- English
- Words:
- 14,348
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
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- Bookmarks:
- 431
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Bookmarked by Kaitou
13 Dec 2025