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The Perils of Wanting by lostintranslation00
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 May 2026
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When Thorin dies in Bilbo's arms, Bilbo decides to retreat back to the Shire and leave his new life behind in the hopes of pretending none of this ever happened. Unfortunately, Bilbo is pregnant, and he never got around to telling anyone in the chaos of Thorin's madness. He finds that the Shire is far different than he remembers, or perhaps he has changed more than he thought, and raising a baby on his own while he has become something of a pariah is harder than he expected. Then, one day, very familiar dwarves show up on his doorstep, and reveal that Thorin was never actually dead. Now Bilbo is forced to come to terms with potentially reuniting with a love he thought he'd loss with a toddler who has no idea he even has another father. For the third time in a handful of years, Bilbo must decide whether or not to make the long journey across the horizon, and if he goes, is he willing to fight to regain what he lost?
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04 Jun 2026
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Does It Bother You? by waitshitgobackpls
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Mar 2026
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5 times the Company tries to convince Bilbo not to cut his hair and 1 time they succeed ><
Bilbo's hair has always grown very fast and as a Baggins, he takes pride in a neat apperance. No adventure is going to prevent him from keeping his hair trimmed! For a dwarf, however, talking about hair is very taboo, something you only discuss with family or a close lover. Cutting a dwarf's hair communicates great grief or unspeakable shame. That's why the Company are in despair when Bilbo keeps cutting his beautiful hair. They can't figure out why, when they've told him countless times his past doesn't matter to them...
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03 Jun 2026
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A Memorable Misunderstanding by Xycho
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Jan 2026
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Slowly he raised the scissors to his soft curls; the sounds of the scissors snipping and cutting his hair echoed in the quiet walls of his bedchamber, the sounds of snipping and hair falling to the stone floors repeated in the silence of his chamber; as Bilbo cut one last stray curl, a sudden wail of shock brought his attention to the now open door of his chamber.
He abruptly turns his attention to the door to see Fili and Kili running quickly at his direction, as Kili quickly took the scissors from his hands, he opened his mouth to protest about the rudeness of their actions, but he was cut off by Fili yelling “Bilbo! What are you…” Fili stopped mid-sentence, as he and Kili stared at Bilbo with eyes wide and full of worry. They both stand in front of him with wide eyes and feet frozen on the spot.
Bilbo sat there on his chair, confused with Fili and Kili's action. “What are you two doing barging in and stealing my scissors?” Bilbo questioned with an air of irritation from them rudely taking the scissors he had borrowed from Dori.
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03 Jun 2026
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Overhearing some harsh gossip at a council meeting, Bilbo decides his hair needs a trim. He was meaning to do it anyways. Bilbo was however not aware of dwarven hair customs. Cue overprotective dwarves, oblivious Hobbits and enough tooth-rotting fluff to give your dentist a heart attack, with a sprinkle of angst in the side.
Inspired by Splitting Hairs, an orphaned work.
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03 Jun 2026
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Splitting Hairs by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Jun 2018
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Bilbo misinterprets some court gossip.
He cuts his hair.
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03 Jun 2026