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The Gambler and the Thief by KillClaudio
Fandoms: Puss in Boots - Angela Carter (Short Story)
29 Apr 2021
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I swear, one day the Master's recklessness will see him hanged. It's already seen him ruined. How else do you think he lost his commission? Yes, he's a rake and a card-sharp, but if gambling and whoring were enough to have a man cashiered then Bergamo would have no soldiers.
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Collected Clint/Coulson Ficlets by KillClaudio
Fandoms: Hawkeye (Comics), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
31 Jan 2021
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Baedeker's Guide to Trollesund by KillClaudio for HopefulNebula
Fandoms: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
25 Dec 2020
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Note from the Bodleian Library: This curious document was donated by Mrs Linda Wilson of Port Meadow, who found it wedged in the back of a chest of drawers inherited from her great-aunt. As far as is known, there is no port, town or settlement called 'Trollesund' anywhere on the Barents Sea. Its origin is a mystery. Perhaps it was blown through a window from another world…
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Phil's one true love has always been S.H.I.E.L.D.
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A Prize Worth Sharing by KillClaudio for PerfectlySteadfast
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Sep 2020
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"Hail, my lord Faramir," Éomer called, and then belied his solemn greeting by coming close and murmuring with a smile, "I have evaded both courtiers and counsellors to find you. Let us flee, for they follow fast."
"A leader should set an example to his men," Faramir replied, laughing.
"Even a king is mortal, and needs rest. Come."
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The man sitting in Barton Keyes' office was devastatingly handsome. His dark eyes danced with mischief, like he'd just told a joke and was waiting for you to get it, and his easy smile had widened as he'd taken in Keyes from head to toe. Keyes didn't trust him an inch.
"Well, then… Mr Neff, is it? So you say you crashed your car?"
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Clint Barton never signed up for Soulmate Matching. At first he was ashamed, not wanting to meet his soulmate as a criminal on the run. He joined S.H.I.E.L.D. so he could offer his soulmate a better life, but in the process he fell in love. How can he ask to be Matched now, when his dreams are filled with kind blue eyes and a steady voice in his ear?
Phil Coulson registered for Soulmate Matching a decade ago, without result. At this point he can only imagine that his soulmate took one look at Phil's file and ran in the opposite direction. And who would want an aging, balding, boring guy whose file says 'civil servant'?
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Clint and Kate are sent to rescue a—scientist? Probably? Hill definitely said something about Hydra. And this looks like some kind of evil lair?
Man, being drugged sucks.
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Moving to London isn't everything Joan thought it would be. Good thing Shirley's there to hold her hand.
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A Guide to the Casting Out of Demons by KillClaudio
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 May 2020
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A flawless ten-step plan.
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The team that plays together, stays together. Melinda has decided on her play. Now she just has to get the rest of the team on board.
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The Assam Adventure by KillClaudio for nahnahnahnah
Fandoms: A Study in Emerald - Neil Gaiman
17 Dec 2019
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"Can you credit it, Watson?" he cried. "A poison? Something that might rid us of these foul creatures once and for all. Is it possible?"
"They are not gods," I reasoned. "We must assume, therefore, that they are mortal. Whatever is born can always die."
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Detective Joss Carter, NYPD Officer Who Arrested The Head of 'HR', Dies at 41 by KillClaudio for GlassesOfJustice
Fandoms: Person of Interest (TV)
23 Oct 2019
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As both a soldier and a police officer she dedicated her life to upholding the law and protecting the innocent.
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Shadow of Your Shadow by KillClaudio for ArgylePirateWD
Fandoms: Person of Interest (TV)
16 Oct 2019
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Most of the numbers came in first thing in the morning or last thing at night—John had always figured people made their stupidest decisions in the dark—so he was surprised when his earpiece beeped in the middle of the afternoon.
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Before they close the hatch they kiss her nose and coo to her in tender tones. They're strange, this little pack of humans Laika has lived with over the past few months, but she's grown fond of them. She noses at their hands to reassure them, and then the door is sealed and she watches them retreat, until they vanish out of sight.
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The Oldest Sin by KillClaudio for wishb0ne
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Aug 2019
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"And I remember when you wouldn't go to the theatre. 'Spreading lewd ideas', you said. 'A den of vice and iniquity', you said. And then you made me sit through all those morality plays." Crowley shuddered. "The fourteenth century. I'm surprised it didn't bore us both to death."
"Yes, alright," Aziraphale said. "You've been right about some things. But sex?"
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You would think that they could handle three days apart.
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"I had no idea you found Numerical Methods in Knowledge-Based Systems erotic," Harold said.