20 Works by KillThemWithCandy

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    They found the Black Stone, just like Kayne had asked. Now it was time for their reward, right? It could all be over. No more monsters, no more violence, no more terrible gods.

    Just Arthur and John.

    Can’t they just enjoy their carrot?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    23
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    131
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    Stone has a panic attack during a thunder storm and Robotnik helps calm him down and cheer him up.

    Can be read as platonic or romantic.

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    879
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    510
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    Dipper and Mabel learned quickly that Gravity Falls, Oregon was a weird place. From hidden journals in the forest to kindergarteners with magical amulets, every corner seemed to be filled with weird and wild things.
    However, nothing was weirder than the guy living in the old trailer next to the Mystery Shack. Mister McGucket is a super friendly guy, if a little eccentric, but something about him keeps rubbing the twins weird. He's hiding something, they both know it, but what could it be?

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    English
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    2,738
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
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    "In radio you have two tools; sound and silence." -Ira Glass

    When local radio station host Zenyatta is approached by Detective Genji Shimada, he was not expecting to learn that a serial killer had been taking his words of self-love and twisting them to justify their horrid killings. Can Zenyatta help Genji to prevent any more deaths?

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    English
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    17,384
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,215
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    Genji Shimada is a co-owner of Shimada Security. Tekhartha Zenyatta is a travelling monk hoping to bring peace to the world. As far as anyone else knows, Genji is nothing more than Zenyatta's newest student.

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    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,329
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    Since entering his relationship with Jesse McCree and Hanzo Shimada, Zenyatta had learned a lot about humans. He knew some from Genji, but as a cyborg many things he used to do didn’t apply to him anymore. For example, Genji couldn’t take regular showers for risk of his joints. This wasn’t a problem, as the Shambali had a large communal bath where they were happy to show Genji the little tricks they’d learned in their lives for cleaning annoying, hard to reach places, or even just washed each other.

    However, this left Zenyatta at a loss when his new boyfriends came back from the gym sweaty and sore. His sensors flared up at the smell of them and, had he the capacity, it would’ve made him frown.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,688
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    A tale of Zenyatta's past with an odd lesson mixed in somewhere

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    129
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    Day One of Zenyatta Appreciation Week 2018: Firsts

    Series
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    English
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    1,498
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    148
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    After the Crisis, especially after Australia, omniums started having a hard time getting the money they needed to stay open. With so many of their products gaining self-awareness, lots of backers pulled their support, unwilling to let these factories make sentient machines with their money.
    Some omniums continued to pump out omnics, even without the money and proper equipment, right down to the moment they were forcefully shut down.

    It was one of those omnics.

    Series
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    English
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    7,802
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    357
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    There's another FiddleStan Bonanza up and I'm jumping straight into it! This is a continuation of the FiddleStan Holiday Bonanza story a good few years later. A certain pair of kids are spending their last summer before going off to college and decide they're going to make it memorable no matter what it takes.

    Series
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    English
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    12,824
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2,145
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    A continuous story from December 9th, 2015 to the 22nd of just FiddleStan.
    Mabel and Dipper come to Gravity Falls for the winter holidays to spend it with their Grunkles. During this they plan to have a family Chrismakkuh and spend as much time together as they can with everyone they left back in Gravity Falls.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    21,484
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    255
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    3,659
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    I made this because I saw JunkieDoddleDandy wanted someone to draw Fids punching Ford. I can't art, so I did the next best thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,794
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    The year is 2246 and the Mystery Trio are aboard their spaceship travelling through the cosmos when they receive a First Contact Mission from the Earth Council. Unfortunately, it may turn out this alien isn't as friendly as they had hoped.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    435
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    Mabel has a nightmare.

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    English
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    1,084
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    438
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    After months of dating, Bilbo decides he wants to take his and Thorin's relationship to the next level. So, being the wonderful boyfriend he is, he invites Thorin over for dinner and asks him to spend the night.

    Language:
    English
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    1,342
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,083
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    Thorin was there, leaning over him.

    Bilbo smiled, "Thorin...."

    "Bilbo, what have you done? Oh, Bilbo.... You'll be alright. You should've stayed safe, you fool."

    Bilbo took a shaky breath, "So glad.... I found you.... I want to-" he coughed, barely turning his head away so the blood wouldn't splash against Thorin's face, "I want to apologize.... I shouldn't.... shouldn't have taken the Arkenstone...."

    "No, no, Bilbo, you did only as a true friend would. It is I who should apologize for my deeds."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,152
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,898
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    Thorin is oblivious.
    Bilbo thinks Thorin hates him.

    Literally everyone is tired of it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    1,215
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
    13,853
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    What would happen if Fili and Kili were just a moment too late in saving Bilbo from the trolls?

    Language:
    English
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    4,913
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    318
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    5,628
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    Tony seriously does not care what he has to do to keep Bruce as an ally and, more importantly, friend. He'd risk his life, offer himself as a rag doll for the Hulk to throw around, anything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,906
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,564
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    Tony's off doing Stark Industries stuff. Bruce wants to repay him for all the nice stuff he's done. Pepper (jokingly) mentions Tony's disaster area of a bedroom.

    The cleaning gloves come on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,859
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,011

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