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    Zuko doesn’t have time to deal with pressure for an arranged marriage, especially since he isn’t even sure he likes women that way. (A realisation that has absolutely nothing to do with Ambassador Sokka - shut up, Suki.) Katara and Aang have broken up again, and the Northern Water Tribe are pushing for a match between the North and South.

    Which leads Zuko and Katara to develop a genius, foolproof, only slightly drunken plan: they can pretend to date for the length of Katara’s stay in the palace, giving them both a brief reprieve from political pressures on their love lives.

    What could go wrong?

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    17 May 2026

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    Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.

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    Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...

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    12 May 2026

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    If you asked anyone in Konoha about the relationship between Umino Iruka and Hatake Kakashi, they would probably shudder. As far as anyone knows, they were born hating each other.

    The truth is that their antagonism goes far back to their childhood and the strength of emotions between the pair has always been intense. This is the slow evolution of a relationship between two very different individuals over the years as those emotions take on a different intensity.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Kakashi thought it’d be a good idea to train Naruto for his future Hokage duties by assigning him some office work.

    Unfortunately, miles away in some sketchy inn, Sasuke was experiencing a very different kind of crisis: he was horny.
    And what kind of best friend would Naruto be if he didn’t answer his desperate calls for help?

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    23 Apr 2026