Kitchenwench
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manipulate: to control or play upon by artful, unfair, or insidious means especially to one's own advantage.
Looking at them, no one would have ever thought that Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger were siblings. Even fewer people would have been able to tell you they were twins. Yet, over the summer before their fifth year, they learn that that's exactly what they are.
Learning of a father that neither of them expected, secrets that Dumbledore never wanted uncovered, and alliances they needed to see to believe, it doesn't take them long to realize that everything they thought they knew, was a lie.
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- Part 1 of Donum Solis et Lunae Series
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Hermione Granger’s life five years post war was one of simplicity. She had her bookshop in the little village where her flat resided just upstairs. Her friends were all happy and healthy, living the lives they’d always dreamed of. She’d come to peace with the death of her parents. It was all going well.
That is, until threats made against her life bring the one wizard she had tried so hard to forget crashing back into her life.
Greg Goyle was not meant to be a part of her life, not anymore. However, his orders to head her protection detail couldn’t care less what the stubborn witch wants.
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I got toxins in my bloodstream, you tried hard to suck 'em out
And it feels like medication, and it's good for me, I'm sure
But it don't matter how your love feels anymore
It will never be the cure- the cure by Olivia Rodrigo
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Bill Weasley had been watching her for longer than he admittedly should have been. So, he was more than certain that everything she did was for him.
If she was going to taunt him like that, he had no choice really other than to give them both everything they’ve been wanting.
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A second chance meeting between Greg and Hermione.
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Magical Relationships and Where to Find Them by Kitchenwench
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2026
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Charms 101: The Eighth Years' Guide to Magically Getting Off by Kitchenwench
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2024
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A decade after Voldemort's victory over Harry Potter, only a few people know Snape's true loyalties. His new wife is not one of them.
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When Hermione inherits the properties of a mysterious great aunt, she sets out to see why, exactly, someone in possession of a cottage has any need for a garden allotment. The Yorkshire village is charming and includes a ruined castle, community garden, and the unexpected company of someone she hasn't seen in over a decade—at the end of her wand, across enemy lines, and, once, in her nightmares.
Are Hermione's ideas of wrapping up affairs quickly and putting the village behind her doomed from the start? Or, is it possible that this little plot of land is the start of something she's needed all along?
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Hermione convinces Pansy to take a much needed weekend away while she struggles with heartbreak. Some R&R will surely be the solution to all of her problems, especially if it comes in the form of her friend's six foot, retired, extremely fit father.
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“Lucius,” she whispered.
He waited.
She bit her lip. This was it.
“Do you feel it too?”
A pause.
“Yes.”
When Hermione accidentally touches an ancient marriage rite, she finds herself in Lucius Malfoy's bedroom.
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Righting the Wrongs that Haven't Happened Yet by Phoenxecho
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Dec 2025
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The war was over. The castle was destroyed. People were broken. Hermione Granger was broken. Pieces were picked up and put back together. Hogwarts was rebuilt and restored. Bodies were buried and therapy groups started. Hermione Granger was still broken. Hermione decides to go back and fix it before everything fell apart.