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Regulus Black is tired. Tired enough that, while interviewing for his dream job he apparently told his interviewer all about his fiancé and child (that he doesn't have). Actually, "told" is the wrong term. "Zoned out and nodded along" is a more fair assessment, really. He was snapped into reality when he started asking more specific questions about his partner. Which, always the compulsive liar and star people-pleaser when he panics, Regulus tells him that the kid being his partner's from a previous relationship and oh, now he's screwed.
James Potter has been a single dad since his fiancée broke off their engagement and disappeared. It's been a year and his friends are trying to convince him to put himself back out there, to date, to meet people, to get laid ffs. James just isn't ready to move on. To get them off his back, he convinces his best friend to stage a bunch of Instagram posts where you can't see his face to try to pass him off as his new boyfriend. Suddenly, his friends want to meet this boy he calls his little star. Problem is, Sirius isn't willing to keep up the charade. Now he has to find someone who looks like Sirius and is also crazy enough to agree to fake date him.
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11 Mar 2024
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Regulus was an obedient child, therefore the favourite, and therefore spoiled rotten. He grew into a spoiled, mean-spirited youth with a general distaste for all those around him, a mutual distaste. At last, even his parents disliked his rotten nature and wished to marry him off, so they might be rid of him.
Regulus treats insulting his suitors like a sport – a sport he is quite adept at, and so every prince and princess who comes to see and court him, turns away. All but one - a handsome young man with spikey, wild hair like the prongs of a rake. But as Regulus insults him and dubs him "King Prongs", the King has had enough and proclaims that Regulus shall marry the next beggar man to knock on the Castle Doors.This Fairy Tale was my favourite growing up. It's the OG Enemies to Lovers
Disclaimer: I changed the Title from Injured Pride to SPoiled PrincesSeries
- Part 5 of One Upon a Time on the Marauder's Map
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26 Nov 2025
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When Regulus Black’s bestselling novel is adapted for a movie, the last person he expects to play the lead—let alone step back into his life—is James Potter, his ex-boyfriend and the man who inspired the story.
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12 Dec 2024
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When the lights in Regulus’ apartment go out, he assumes he is in for a quiet evening.
Instead, he is confronted by his clingy ex who refuses to let him go.
Luckily for him, Regulus is more inclined to hear him out than he might think.
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14 Sep 2024
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James' life is not at all what he had always imagined it to be. Back in highschool he always thought he'd be something. Somethign big and glorious. His life was supposed to be perfect. He was supposed to go to college on a scholarship for his football skills. he was supposed to marry Lily Evans and start a family with her. He was supposed to be just how he and everyone around him always thought he'd be. He thought he had done everything to ensure it.
Now, however, at 22 he found himself as a college dropout, with a boring unfulfilling job. He isn't with Lily any more. She was in love with someone else. Her best friend. And James is just stuck.
His life seems destined to continue in one long cycle of nothingness but it's all interrupted when he's dragged along to a concert and finds none other than Regulus Black on stage, a boy James remembers all too clearly. The boy who's heart he broke. Regulus is singing a song that James finds is a little too personal and suddenly Regulus' eyes are on his, having located him in the crowd easily, and he does not look happy to see him again.
(Sorry if the summary is super bad, i'm not too good at these but still, i hope it makes sense!)
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25 Aug 2024