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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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15 Dec 2025
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"'I'd like to get you on a slow boat to China' was a well-known phrase among poker players, referring to a person who lost steadily and handsomely."
— Susan Loesser, 1993.
All to himself, alone.
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14 Dec 2025
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Tenna gives Spamton head while he’s trying to work. That’s it.
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12 Nov 2025
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Putting You Back In Your Place by crayright for Wooblyworm
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
29 Dec 2025
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Among all the Spamtons, one of them stands haughtier than the rest. He flaunts his good looks and charming act, making the other Spamtons look bad.
So one of them takes the time to put this high-chasing whore back in his place.
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29 Sep 2025
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“Playerfriend” is a ship between the Player, represented as a Vessel, and IMAGE_FRIEND, a character that is yet to fully be revealed in Deltarune’s story. The Vessel in this story is meant to be an adult, which is why they lack the striped shirts that are commonly found on children in the series. The characterization of FRIEND is entirely made up for now, so it’s almost certainly not going to align with how they act and speak, if at all, during the latter end of Deltarune’s story once it releases.
Crucially, while there is no explicitly sexual material written here, much of its content is suggestive, and should be read with that expectation in mind.
That being said, this isn’t just a piece of fiction meant to ship two characters together. This is a love story, though maybe these characters wouldn’t consider it one just yet. Even someone that has only done bad, when showed enough care and attention, can change. That is what this story is about.Bookmarked by LemonSourSqueez
22 Sep 2025