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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Optimus was working, that's what he called it every time Elita-1 and Sentinel tried to get him to join their crusade around town visiting every bar in Iacon before the sun rose. He had been admitted to Autobot academy mostly on scholarships, but like all good things, nothing lasts forever. Something, something about his application never being received for the semester and missing out on basically 6 months of funding that could have kept him afloat.

    Optimus needed to get 38,000 shanix within a week— a simple passing comment from Elita-1 who was making drunk jokes later… Optimus soon found himself creating an account on OnlyBots and setting up a live stream.

    Optimus fucks himself on camera and somehow ends up attracting the Decepticon warlord to his stream.

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    26 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Live. Die. Repeat.

    Megatron goes through the trials once more. This time, he isn't alone; Optimus Prime has become his life and death companion. Unwilling or not, they are bound together, in bond and ruin.

    Megatron learns a lesson about endings.

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    Canon-Divergent AU: What if Megatron crashed into Earth with Optimus, got captured and escaped the Cobra-la together by cooperation (by that, battered and broken Optimus becomes the Lazerbeak to Megatron).

    !! CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR TRANSFORMERS SKYBOUND !!

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    26 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    “I cannot tell if you are being serious or attempting to mock me.”

    “I have never been more serious in all my functioning, Orion,” Megatronus said, trying to sound as such even as his spark whirred in his chassis. “There is no mechanism that could even hope to hold a candle to you, not to your passion or your spark, and certainly not to your appearance. I have always thought you beautiful, in those first image captures and even greater still when I first saw you standing in front of me, and I am certainly not the only one. In fact, I believe you would be hard-pressed to find a mech on this planet who would fail to appreciate your frame.”

    Orion was quiet for a moment. Megatronus’ spark stuttered, fearing he’d overstepped, that Orion was about to end the call and never speak to him again.

    Orion likes to send Megatronus pictures. Megatronus likes it a little too much.

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    24 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    每个直男在年少不懂事的时候,都做过一些匪夷所思的决定:或是在给直男舍友吸吊,或是在看黄片的时候故意不小心帮兄弟弄出来。但是,俗话说得好,真金不怕火炼,直男何惧吊操。若一个人是直的,那就算被别人上一百遍一千遍他也会是直的——老二的判断依旧准确,看见大扔依旧起立。同样,如果一个人是1,被别人上过也依然是1,1的本性难改,1也做不了0。

    这是一个擎天柱和威震天的故事,这是关于两个1相遇的故事。正所谓强扭的瓜不甜,强行适配的型号也不会爽。在故事的一开始,两个人不欢而散。两个人在后来的日子里作为敌人,王不见王,也有着各自的新欢。然而世事几经辗转,人生多经变迁,作者开始发力了......

    预警:开局先操OP一次,后文请君鉴赏买个床雌堕!本文就如文名,匪夷所思,极其炸裂。哎......作者写Mega操人是欲扬先抑突出Mega挨草你会信?此文的本色还是OPM......从美帝到帝美,这篇文要素过多,注定难登大雅之堂……孩子,你注定是个庶出,为娘对不起你......

    【恶搞操一次OP->威约炮当攻提及->all威->OPM】

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    21 Jun 2026