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    Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    23 Jul 2026

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    A medium-dive into the emigration, immigration, naturalization, and citizenship laws that would have affected Ilya Rozanov over the course of the canon timeline and a theoretical glance at how outing at various points in said timeline would have impacted his safety as a queer man.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are finally married and settling into life with the Centaurs, but the start of the season brings a realization: the team’s off-ice lives are a disaster of bad agents and "budget-bin" sponsorships. Enter Yuna Hollander. What starts as a simple team party at Bood’s house quickly turns into a full-scale forensic audit.

    From dismantling predatory contracts over homemade Chicken Parm to orating a "Hollander Standard" for road-trip luxury, Yuna isn't just the team mom anymore, she’s taking over. The thin walls are gone, the car wash deals are dead, and the league isn't ready for a Centaurs roster that is finally, officially, optimized.

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    02 Apr 2026