Lilly_Brian
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It’s Called Housekeeping by Off_the_Menu (Lilly_Brian)
Fandoms: Resident Evil, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
01 Jan 2025
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There’s one rule for this place.
Do as you’re told, dammit!
Just…do as you’re told, and you’ll be fine.
You might even live long enough to see the next morning. -
(Ye Better Beware) There Be Dragons Out There by Lilly_Brian
Fandoms: The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney Animated Movies), Esmeralda (Disney) - Fandom, Quasimodo (Disney) - Fandom, Phoebus de Lowintelligence, Notre Dame de Paris - Fandom, Judge Claude Frollo - Fandom, OG characters (sort of), Clopin Trouillefou - Fandom, Mature - Fandom
13 Jun 2024
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Steps for Recipe Le Disaster;
Step 1: In a large mixing bowl, mix 500lbs of narcissism and 500lbs of megalomania
Step 2: Add a further 400lbs of psychopathy, religious delusion, and 200lbs of foul temperament
Step 3: Add a hefty load of sexual repression (do not worry if bowl appears to waver, the more the better)
Step 5: Mix all ingredients thoroughly for 66 years
Step 6: Once ingredients are well incorporated, toss in your most definitely not child friendly dancer
Step 7: Whilst the above begins to fester, on the side, mix together 300g of naivety, sugar, and 400g of purity
Step 8: Whisk, in a separate bowl…Oh, your kitchen’s on fire?…