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Ever since the words had appeared on Stolas's wrist, he'd dreamed of the day he'd get to meet his soulmate again, even if his duties wouldn't allow him to seek out the imp whose words were once tattooed on his wrist. So imagine his surprise when that very imp was dropped before him, when he was given a chance to build the connection that he'd always longed for.
There was just one issue, did Blitzø feel the connection too?
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09 May 2026
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"Everyone, say hi to Stolas. He's our hostage," Blitzø reiterates. Clearly, this is what they do every stormy night out on the sea - steal reluctant grooms-to-be to take them back to their ship, and maybe their private quarters to-
Stolas flushes about three shades of red when he remembers why he's here. He desperately tries to hide a smile, and is entirely unsuccessful in doing so.
So Stolas asks for a roleplay. He's got a very vivid imagination, you see.
Blitzø isn't into it or anything. Fuck off.
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03 May 2026
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“Are you having fun, big bird?”
Stolas’ smile was warm enough to rival the rays of the lowering sun. “I always do when I’m with you.”
And, all of a sudden, the heat that washed over Blitz had very little to do with the sunset kissing his skin.
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Or: after a mission leads the IMP crew to a small, secluded beach in the European coastline, Blitz decides to give them all the afternoon off so they can properly enjoy this quiet corner of the living world.Bookmarked by LimeLeeves
01 May 2026
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In the aftermath of his banishment and the loss of almost everything he holds dear, Stolas struggles to find a way to silence the voices in his head that are determined to make sure he never, ever forgets how profoundly he has failed.
The pain rang through his brain like a clarion call. He gasped and went perfectly still, staring down at his hands, at the blood black as motor oil spilling out of him, dripping onto the cutting board and gathering in a shimmering pool. The pain spread through his body like a splash of ink in a glass of water, stark at first but diffusing quickly, disappearing but leaving every drop changed.
And in his head, blessed, ringing silence.
No thoughts, no words, just the fading memory of pain as bright and sharp as a lightning strike, already gone by the time the rumble of thunder came rolling through the air.
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24 Apr 2026
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The Evil Slutty Witch and the Hungry Imp by DojoLoach for caitsoprano
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
05 Nov 2025
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Blitzø should’ve known throwing fucking bread crumbs wouldn’t be good enough to lead him back home. Of course some birds or squirrels or something were gonna eat them, and of course he was gonna be stuck out here in this stupid fucking forest and die just like his stupid fucking Dad wanted. ...Or that's what he thought before he, luckily, found a house made entirely of cheese and hot sauce. However, unluckily, it belonged to the evil slutty witch he'd heard so much about.
The rumors about him started up about a year ago, and warned that although he seemed sweet, he would try to trick you into touching him. If you made the mistake of doing so, he’d eat you alive. Blitzø used to think it was all bullshit, but many people had said they’d seen the witch, and they all agreed that he was unusually friendly and seemed particularly desperate. And this owl seemed unusually friendly and particularly desperate.
So as long as he didn’t touch him, then, it should be fine.
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Or; A (loosely) Hansel and Gretel inspired fic where Blitzø gets lost in the forest and starts eating Stolas' house, and Stolas is a witch who may or may not be evil and/or slutty.
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