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    Cliff's Rookie year was kinda fucking awful. Being the new guy sucks.

    Lucky for him, there's a new new guy to take the heat now.

    Even luckier for him, the new guy is kinda fucking crazy...

    Or, Ilya Rozanov Vs The Locker Room, featuring the epic bromancing of one Cliff Marlow.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    A series of somewhat haphazardly connected social media fics that take inspo from pop/stan culture

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    07 Jun 2026

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    After a year and a half of playing with Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the Centaurs could agree on one thing about the couple: everyone still knew almost nothing about their relationship.

    The conclusion was very clear: if they wanted answers, it was time to send in the SAPs.

    OR

    5 times the Centaurs send their partners on an investigation for the truth about Shane and Ilya's relationship, and one time the team gets the answers for themselves. And then they freak out about it in the group chat.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    The third year of ESPN’s #2019NHLSexiestPlayer poll gets derailed … and the internet finds out something new about Shane Hollander.


    @datemedaddy | Well I thought @ShaneHollander couldn’t be hotter and I’m not afraid to admit I was wrong #TeamShane #ShaneHollander

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    30 May 2026

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    30 May 2026

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    June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten-year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1.

    Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped.

    AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.

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    18 May 2026

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    16 May 2026

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    The Amanyl delegation will only negotiate with “the firstborn child of Batman and Superman.”

    Dick knows who that is.

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    16 May 2026

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    Severus Snape has always lived with misfortune, what is one more to add to the mix?

    or Severus Snape left Britain right after graduation and returned seven years later with a little boy in hand.

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    16 May 2026

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    none of these stories are interconnected. they can be read in any order, and you're not missing something if you skip some of them. it's just all my HR fic, gathered in one place.

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    15 May 2026

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    “Do you have a budget?” Shane asked once, early on. 

    Ilya looked at him with such patent confusion that for a moment Shane thought that he didn't know the word in English. Then Ilya said, “No, Hollander. I do not have a budget,” voice dripping with disdain.

    “You really should,” Shane said, parroting the line he’s heard from his parents so many times before. “It’s important to manage your finances.”

    Ilya just rolled his eyes.

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    Or: how Shane and Ilya rectify their very different attitudes towards money.

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    15 May 2026

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    “Cap,” Bood says softly, “I need you to curb your expectations here. This isn’t Boston. We sell maybe a third of the seats. I’ve seen nightclubs more packed than our home games.”

    “That is because you have not given them something to be excited about. I am here now. They will have hope.” Ilya smiles brightly and shakes off the hand of his assistant captain.

    Bood just huffs and shakes his head. “What a fucking asshole.”

     

    OR: Ilya Rozanov is THAT GIRL when it comes to hockey.

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    10 May 2026

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    “And I thought that maybe it would be nice for you,” JJ continued with a gentle obliviousness, “you know, if you wanted people to know.”

    My personal theory on why JJ has beef with Ilya Rozanov.

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    10 May 2026

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    The Boston Bears were not only famous for their hockey, but now after breaking containment their lip syncing music videos have gone viral.
    As the rival teams take on the challenge to beat the bears at both hockey and lip-sync battles, both Ilya and Shane start to express themselves through their song choices.

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    This fic follows Shane and Ilya figuring their shit out by borrowing other peoples words when speaking in their own languages becomes too difficult.

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    10 May 2026

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    Of course Yuna has a burner account, not just one, many in fact. She uses them for her job as Shane’s manager, to keep tabs on hockey news, the league, rumor mills, and on occasion, Rozanov.

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    How Yuna comes to care for Ilya through twitter before ever meeting him. AKA Ilya clinches the title ‘favourite son’ arguably before Shane’s parents find out about their relationship.

    Spans the entire timeline of Heated Rivalry.

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    10 May 2026

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    In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.

    In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.

    No one believes them.

     

    Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.

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    10 May 2026

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    Carmicheal: I thought the rookies were sharing a room?
    Marleau: They are
    Carmicheal: Oh
    Feller: Why? Any problems?
    Carmicheal: I am pretty sure I can hear them having sex
    Dubek: Wow
    Connors: I wouldn't think Hollzy was a threesome kind of guy
    Connors: Always the quiet ones
    Carmicheal: I don't think it is a threesome. I don't hear any girl
    Feller: Oh damn
    Marleau: Damn
    Miranov: Alright
    St. Simons: OH MY GOD
    Hammersmith: What?
    St. Simons: Jane and Lily. Shane and Ilya
    St. Simons: How are we so fucking stupid
    Feller: These fucking kids

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    09 May 2026

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    08 May 2026

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    26 Apr 2026

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