LokiThePimp



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    I like to think Jabber can activate his vital instrument at will—he could use just one hand normally if he wanted. He could also switch it from poison to a straight blade, depending on the situation. These ideas are mostly for the porn plot.

    I need more pervy fics to read of them so I decided to write my own. Sorry if this isn't your cup of tea.

     

    Edit: DO NOT PUT MY WORK THROUGH AI, OR POST THIS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION AS THIS IS MY OWN ORIGINAL WORK, I WILL GET YOU IF YOU DO.

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    A college AU where Zanka mistakenly signs up for a dorm with a roommate. He wouldn’t have minded the arrangement if his roommate wasn't so flirty with him. Now he has to spend a whole year with Jabber, who has his life turning upside down. He realizes some things because of him, but he doesnt know how to deal with them.

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    31 May 2026

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    Right after the end of the exams season, Jabber catches a cold and it's Zanka the one who has to take care of him and endure his nonsense.

    He's not much better than his boyfriend.
     
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    They're getting on it while Jabber is sick.

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    24 May 2026

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    They've been dating for six years and counting.

    Really, more like six years, seven months, and twenty-three days, but realistically, who's interested in all those nitty-gritty details?

    Not Jabber, that’s for sure.

    The important thing is, despite being twenty-three and having been lovey-dovey for all six years, never once has Jabber ever interacted with Zanka's family.

    Actually, that's a lie.

    He's met his family a grand total of maybe thirteen times, albeit each time ended up with them breaking down into a bloody brawl- not the type of interaction Jabber would exactly consider “getting to know your beloved’s family”, but hey- everybody starts somewhere, right?

    Actually, the more he thinks about it, the more he’s mildly miffed.

    Six years, and no proper introduction?
     
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    jabber wants to marry zanka and his journey to get the semi-approval of zanka's family (team akuta/the cleaners)

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    07 May 2026

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    “You are not gonna believe what I found,” Jabber said, revealing what he had apparently been hiding behind his back this whole time. And holy shit was he right, because the absolute last thing Zanka had been expecting the man to reveal was a baby. A fucking baby. He pinched himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming.

    Jabber held the baby up to Zanka’s face, “Doesn’t she totally look like she could be our daughter! See, she’s even got your weird striped eyebrows.” If Zanka had the energy he would punch him.

    Or: Two idiots impulse adopt a baby and now have to figure out the best way to simultaneously raise it, and avoid their growing feelings for each other.

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    12 Apr 2026