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    Gotham was literally cursed but no one believed Bruce. He took it upon himself to fix it and after decades of searching, that solution came to him in the form of a little blue vial. Bruce was to take the curse within himself to temper it into something manageable.

    He thinks the others would call him stupid and stop him if they knew about this, but (un)fortunately for Bruce, his family hasn't spoken to him for forever. There was no one here to stop him.

    He downed the liquid and woke up as his nine-year-old self.


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    “Mother, do you remember those funny clouds above people’s heads I told you about? Well, I’m doing something about them but the process is very lonely. Or not. I think it’s just me. I’m the problem. I can’t seem to get people to like me enough to stay. I know–-… I’m aware that it’s due to my own shortcomings but sometimes, it feels like even the worst monsters have people that love them and yet I have no one.”

    Bruce let out a humourless chuckle and rested his forehead on his knees.

    “I just wish there was someone that cared about me.”

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Four times Jon called Uncle Bruce for help (and one time Damian called Clark because he was jealous.)

    “Jon,” Bruce shook his head. He tried to put himself in the child’s shoes, bringing up a hand to massage his head, the painkillers Alfred insisted on taking weren’t having an effect yet. “Jon, what’s the matter?”

    The boy cried a few seconds more as he struggled to catch a breath that let him speak. “My tu— stomach.” He revealed.

    Bruce’s anxiety heightened. “Your stomach hurts?”

    “Uh huh,” Jon replied, sounding every bit of a child he was.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    You grow into the person who would’ve protected you as a child.

     

    Alfred finds himself left with a little boy to care for. Not just any boy, but a Wayne, destined for greatness like his parents. He does his best to raise him, and it hurts his heart - really it does - but sometimes that means discipline.

     



    Bruce knows he’s not good. Well aware that he deserved what Alfred gave him when he was a child. But now that he has children of his own, Bruce can’t fathom disciplining them like he was.

    That doesn’t mean Alfred was wrong to inflict those punishments on Bruce. Bruce deserved it. Just not his kids.

    Never his kids.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Jason Todd has been dead for almost three years now. Everybody knows this. Tim definitely knows this.

    And yet here he is now, looking very much alive, three years older and approximately 200 pounds heavier, in the middle of lecturing a bunch of sophomores about poetry and having just introduced himself as their new English teacher.

    Bullshit, Tim thinks.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Peter Parker woke up in a new universe, shoved back into a dead, decaying body.

    That body had to come from somewhere.

    (Inspired by Earth-34281)

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    03 Jun 2026