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Vox's palms are splayed defensively, “Fuck! We're having sex with Alastor in like 5 minutes!”
Velvette, now fully down the stairs, pauses, “We?”
Vox, sensing his mistake, backpedals, “I just thought it would be fun! Team bonding, y'know! And extension to the veeso-”
“Fine.” She blinks, “But also why???”
“Because he's hot!”
“No.” She watches Val take a lazy drag as he observes the unfolding dumpster fire that is their living room. “I thought we decided he was ace or some shit. Put it on his Hellpedia and everything. God, this is gonna fuck up the-”
“He's sex-curious!” Vox insists, “Like how you fuck me because you're men curious!”
Velvette's voice pitches up, “I am not! men-curious! I've had men!”
They may not be in this together, but they are in this for each other and that's what counts. PWP with a little bit of fluff and drama, Alastor WILL lose his virginity and everybody will have an identity crisis about it.
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21 Mar 2026
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Losing all my senses when you pull me close by Arthyradio
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 Feb 2025
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"You know what you want, sweetheart."
Lucifer’s breath is warm against his jaw, teasing, taunting. His fingers skim lower, lower, lingering just at the waistband of Alastor’s trousers - close enough to make him tremble, not enough to satisfy.
Alastor is not going to beg.
He is absolutely, unequivocally not-
"Please, mommy."
Lucifer hums, indulgent, victorious. "Good girl."
(Or: Alastor bets he can outlast Lucifer. Then Lucifer snaps his fingers, changes the the game entirely, and leaves Alastor breathless, undone, and sinking fast)
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14 Mar 2026
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just let me feel your throat open by captivatedintrovert
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Aug 2025
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Alastor has spent his whole existence driving himself past breaking, convinced that motion might spare him the ache of being seen, but Lucifer refuses to let him run. With his cock resting heavy on Alastor’s tongue, he keeps him still and aching until every last tremor breaks into surrender, until ruin itself becomes the only way he can finally understand what it means to be wanted.
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I flip the television off / Turn the radio up loud by Rennfri
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jan 2026
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“You know,” Valentino says, eyeing Alastor with unveiled interest from the couch. Alastor feels deep nostalgia for the days when Valentino was prone to cringe away from him like a girl spotting a spider she was scared to kill. “It’s all hot-swappable.”
It’s almost guaranteed that Alastor doesn’t want to know what that means. But only almost, and curiosity nags.
“Pardon?”
“His dick,” Valentino says casually, and through great personal restraint Alastor does not press his hands into his temples. “He’d probably be into it if you wanted to keep it in your purse.”
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(In which Alastor takes a suggestion from Valentino, to great effect. An optional, porny installment directly following the events of Here's the Reigns.)
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- Part 4 of They Could Have Been Worse
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Alastor is one of the few animal-based sinners that does not have a natural mating cycle. Lucifer can't help but be disappointed by this fact, until Alastor suggests something that may be even better...
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09 Feb 2026
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The first overlord meeting post Alastor's return to the hotel does not go well, and he seeks out Lucifer to help ease the torrent in his mind.
Unfortunately, he's also physically incapable of just asking for what he needs.
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- Part 2 of It's Alright, It's Okay
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sweetness is a liability by captivatedintrovert for worthremembering
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Feb 2026
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Alastor was supposed to finish his shift, clock out, and get home before his heat broke loose. That was the plan.
But when the elevator stalls between floors and he finds himself trapped in a mirrored box with the wrong alpha at the worst possible moment, there’s nowhere left to hide. The suppressants are wearing off. The scent blockers are failing. And Lucifer Morningstar smells like every terrible idea Alastor’s ever had.
He just has to stay calm. Keep his distance. Ignore the heat.
Easy, right?
(He was wrong. So, so wrong.)
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04 Feb 2026
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One year after their first encounter, Alastor is in heat again. This time his invitation to Vox is planned and their contract is clear: he wants Vox to chase him down, Vox wants him to ask to get fucked, and it's a demonic favor on the line. After all, what's a little bet between friends?
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- Part 2 of Alpha, Beta
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28 Jan 2026
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They can track each other's transmission signals, and decide to have a game of it - until Alastor's prey instincts force him into an unfamiliar headspace.
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26 Jan 2026
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electric desires/have unravelled all my wires by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Jan 2026
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Vox makes the mistake of getting into a game of ‘truth or dare’ with Alastor, who is possibly the worst demon in all of Hell to bet against. Luckily for him, Alastor is in a generous mood.
title is from ‘Cabinet Man’ by Lemon Demon!
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- Part 6 of [redacted]’s hazbin fic collection
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(the lost myth of) true love by tthelyss (eyeofthe)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
08 Jan 2026
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Essek sighs deeply and casts Sending. The spell apparates with a white-blue glow, flickering as he speaks, "Hello, my dear. I have managed to get myself trapped under the dresser, if you could be so kind to help me?" his voice is muffled, here, with such close proximity to the wall and sides of the dresser and the rug below. It is a good thing he is in a fairly comfortable position and not remotely claustrophobic.
Caleb's response is warm and edged with a humor that is going to turn hysterical when he arrives to help him, "under the dresser? What, are you cat-sized? No, nein, nevermind. I am on my way up."
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17 Jan 2026
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Lucifer didn't have a silver tongue before The Fall. If he had, things might have gone differently at the trial. That was one of the final parting gifts bestowed upon him by his siblings before they cast him out. There's a sort of twisted irony to it all. The snake, who gave up everything so human souls could choose their own destiny, always one over enunciated word from stripping it from them all over again.
All that to say, as a general rule, Lucifer doesn't influence Sinners. Not because he can't—far from it—but it goes against the spirit of the whole "Gift of Free Will" thing.
Of course, Alastor is the one to challenge that.
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- Part 1 of It's Alright, It's Okay
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07 Jan 2026
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“You would be cold initially, but I know how easily the idea of outraging your handlers could seduce you.” Caleb holds the nape of Essek’s neck and bites into his pulse. “You would be lonely, and hungry.” Caleb places another lush kiss right at his windpipe and adds, “How would you like me to be?”
Essek sighs as his eyes droop. What would have caught his eye during his courting years, separating a suitor after the Thelyss’ firstborn from the rest? Defiant? Direct? He thinks through Caleb’s distracting biting and settles on:
“Mean.”
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Essek has a thing for rule breaking and being pushed around, Caleb indulges him in a night of roleplaying an aristorcat and suitor's secret hookup.
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- Part 3 of pink in the night
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07 Dec 2025
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“Would you be able to give me any advice on,” Dorian tried, failed, and restarted, “well, the thing is—"
“Polymorph?” Essek suggested, with just the barest upward curl of his lip. “To keep you largely the same, yes, but with certain anatomical changes, for the sake of—"
“Gods, yes, yes, what in all—did Orym tell you?"
“He didn’t need to.”
Essek gives Dorian Polymorph lessons, and both of them have an educational time. Then, Caleb and Orym help test the results.
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23 Nov 2025
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What do you get when you hire one assassin to kill another, and then hire that assassin to kill the first one?
Gay sex.
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Just the thought spears through Alastor’s nerves, painful and enticing all at once. Alastor has never been prey before; he has no idea just how much Lucifer knows about him, what details he has memorized for the sake of the hunt. He has a feeling that Lucifer has never been prey before either–and isn’t that a singularly alluring notion? To be simultaneously the hunter and the quarry… it makes Alastor’s mouth water, anticipation aching in his teeth.
Day 8 of RadioApple A-Z 2024!
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Overdrive Me to Pieces by MothballMilkshake for TerraSenpai
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Dec 2024
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Alastor would never say he admired Lucifer's problem solving skills – he often found the king's solution to a problem quite bewildering, in fact, the man taking such a roundabout way to an answer that one almost forgot what he had set out to do in the first place.
But if he couldn't say he admired them, then at least he could say he was fascinated by them.
Circling back to that unique brand of problem solving – Alastor wasn't quite certain why 'helping him de-stress' involved him having his wrists tied together and strung up to Lucifer's bedhead, but he was interested in seeing how it played out.
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- Part 21 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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08 Nov 2025
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You and Me and the Devil Makes Three by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Feb 2025
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“You know... maybe having the King of Hell into you isn't the worst thing in the world...” Vox mused, all of the tension returning to Alastor's frame in one go, like a children's toy having the strings through its arms and legs pulled taut.
A crackle of static bled into the air, his voice going dangerously low.
“Ha – what are you implying, Picture Box?” Alastor asked, leaning back on Vox's lap, narrowing his eyes at the other man's screen. The apologetic, contrite look he had been expecting to find was conspicuously absent – Vox looked thoughtful.
Like he was having an idea.
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08 Nov 2025
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Show Me the Ropes, Sire by MothballMilkshake for viridian_void
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2025
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The first time Alastor had let Lucifer tie him up, Lucifer had tried very hard to keep his excitement to himself. To play it cool – fall into the role of 'man in charge' as though his glee wasn't threatening to spill from him, bubbling beneath the surface of his skin like boiling water rattling the lid of a pot.
That had been made infinitely more difficult when Alastor – and subsequently, Lucifer – had realised that Alastor liked being tied up.
Possibly so much that it had surprised him, cheeks flushing that gorgeous red stain when he'd yanked at the bonds around his wrists and found he couldn't work them loose. Big doe eyes turned on Lucifer with a silent plea in them, and though Lucifer didn't know what he was asking for, he was more than happy to offer soothing words of encouragement, of praise – or of utter filth.
Since then, they'd experimented with a few different things.
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- Part 25 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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07 Nov 2025
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Don't Bite That Not-So-Heavy Hand by MothballMilkshake for rosariabec
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Jun 2025
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Alastor had been about to give up on going to the club Mimzy had recommended to him. As recently as a month ago, he'd thought it all something of a lost cause.
He'd gone with the intention of finding himself a dom who would help him get out of his head – who wouldn't make him answer too many difficult questions about what he did or didn't want, because he didn't know what he wanted. Not really.
Wasn't that the point of these kinds of spaces? For him to find somebody else to tell him what he wanted?
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- Part 34 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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06 Nov 2025
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"I have noticed that some men attend confession," said Enjolras, turning back toward him, even-tempered, exacting. He kept his hand still upon the surface of the writing desk; Combeferre surveyed him, the slight curl in his fingers, which were white despite his appearance of calm — a solitary trace of tension.
Enjolras, completing and correcting Combeferre.
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10 Jun 2025