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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
...
You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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The Majors Kitten by PoorlyKnitted (cutie_lou_who)
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
03 Nov 2025
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Some vampires should really learn not to leave their strays where a Major could pick them up...
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would you die tonight for love? (baby, join me in death) by JojiJofi18
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
01 Apr 2026
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North Shore High has rules. Regina George wrote most of them.
Rule #14: Never date a guy who can’t spell “responsibility.”
Rule #15: Never, ever fall for a drummer.
But after another fight with her ex, Regina needs a boyfriend -- fast. And the only guy bold (and dumb) enough to pull it off is Rodrick Heffley. He's the new kid, the wannabe rockstar, and the walking violation of everything she stands for.
It’s supposed to be fake. A distraction. A statement.
Until it isn’t.
Fake dating or falling for the loser you were supposed to be using. It's basically same thing, right?
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17 Oct 2025
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“What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.
“Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”
A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”