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Alexandra, thirty, French, and mildly hungover, did not ask to wake up in the cursed porcelain doll body of an eleven-year-old Pureblood heiress with icy blond curls and a dead Death Eater dad. But here we are.
Instead of returning to her ruthless career as a muggle lawyer, she’s tossing Floo powder in vintage velvet robes and trying to keep her sarcasm in check long enough to avoid being hexed by actual children. Hogwarts is calling, and apparently, she’s a Rosier now. With a reputation to uphold, a prophecy on the horizon, and a slowly building crush on a redheaded prankster who really shouldn't be that cute when he's thirteen.
Magic is real, Quidditch is exhilarating, the Dark Lord is not as dead as she’d like, and Alexandra isn’t sure if she wants to go back… or burn the old rules down in glittering green flames.
She wanted a glass of red wine and a calm life. She got potions, Pureblood drama, and puberty...again.
First Year : Chapter 1-13
Second Year : Chapter 14-29
Third Year : Chapter 30-50
Fourth Year : Chapter 51-72
Chapter 73 is a summary of the first partSeries
- Part 1 of Disaster Darling Chronicles
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Your best friend since school Severus gets jealous when he sees Sirius flirting with you. Smut ensues.
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Being reborn as Bill Weasley's twin sister hadn't been easy for Elizabeth. She remembered reading Harry Potter and other books but nothing else. She was not a warrior or a saint who appeared to change everything.
But… If she could change just a few deaths. Make it all easier for Harry and save him some pain.
So she went to Hogwarts and started selling modern lingerie and erotic products to earn some money. Start a discreet home delivery service for erotic products and a small shop for lingerie. And then diversify into other useful businesses for your purposes
So, when Beth Weasley saw the young Potter accompanied by Hagrid, she hurried out of her tent and accompanied them. Hagrid would never suspect her, a Weasley and an old friend of his. So Beth managed to get into Harry's life with ease.
Helping him make things better and trying to be a good friend was easy. But what Beth didn't expect was to end up in love with Sirius Black.
Beth would not let the man she loved die, even if he shunned her even in marriage because he believed she was too young for him.
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Hermione Granger wakes into a life that does not match her memories, and yet refuses to let her go. The house she finds herself in is elegant and watchful, the magic intimate and unsettling. Children cling to her with unquestioning trust, as if she has always been theirs, and their presence anchors her to a reality she does not understand.
Tom Riddle is the constant she cannot avoid: composed, formidable, and disturbingly certain of her place at his side. He does not beg or threaten. He simply waits, as though time itself is on his side.
As Hermione searches for the truth behind her fractured past, she is drawn deeper into a world built on devotion, power, and carefully guarded secrets. This a dark, suspenseful exploration of memory and belonging, where love is tangled with possession, and the most dangerous question is not what has been hidden from Hermione, but what she may have chosen to forget.
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It had been a ten years since he was last asked to assist a student. Ten, wonderful years during which he wasn’t coerced into using his designation to aid students through their heats so they could safely finish their education. Then she happened and the autonomy he so craved was taken from him once more in the name of, “The Greater Good.” Only this time he was being forced to bed and wed the omega in question, Hermione Granger.
Never mind the fact that no omega had ever stirred and tempted him the way she does.
Things like this were not supposed to happen to her. No, unexpected developments that imploded the plans of others and created insurmountable obstacles was Harry’s speciality. Yet here she was, a slave to her designation. A liability to the Order. Something that needed to be managed. Her choice, be bedded by and wedded to an Alpha, particularly Severus Snape, or leave Hogwarts behind. Well wasn’t that just lovely?
Never mind the fact that whenever he turns possessive and feral over her, she purrs and keens for him heat or not.
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