M0ooo



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,407
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3,475
    Kudos:
    112,661
    Bookmarks:
    21,119
    Hits:
    959,757

    04 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hilarious

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    645
    Kudos:
    28,261
    Bookmarks:
    5,618
    Hits:
    306,677

    12 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfect way for them to come out honestly

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


    +16319607169

    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,908
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    22
    Comments:
    2,683
    Kudos:
    21,812
    Bookmarks:
    4,660
    Hits:
    103,932

    12 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten-year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1.

    Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped.

    AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,827
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1,226
    Kudos:
    12,437
    Bookmarks:
    3,810
    Hits:
    125,560

    11 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    So good! Loved all the reactions and added hockey citations for each chapter

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane discovers his new favorite social media app, Strava. He convinces Ilya to download it, and it somehow becomes everyone’s problem.

    OR: Ilya Rozanov is your favorite menace on Strava.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    215
    Kudos:
    1,885
    Bookmarks:
    248
    Hits:
    11,993

    11 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    Their competitiveness is hilarious