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    “Listen,” Pepper says. “I’m at the food bank right now and Ms. Zavala from R&D called in sick. She has two students coming in this morning to be interviewed for the internship, 9 AM. I won’t be back in time, so if you could just talk to them, or at least start with the first one, until I get back.”
    Tony processes all that a moment.
    “Tony?” she asks.
    “You’re at the food bank? How much do I pay you?”
    She gives another little huff. “Charity, Tony. Did any of the actually important things I just said register in your brain?”
    “Oh, all right. Consider it my charity work for today.”
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    Pepper should have known it was a mistake, setting Tony’s dumb ass on these kids.

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    just a collection of oneshots written in the same universe as can you find me? (you found me). all focused on the cycle set up by the song drag path :) clancybearer happiness for all 🙏

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    Josh decided that he loved everything about this band. Well, no, that wasn’t quite true. He loved everything about it, except that he wasn’t part of it.

    In which Josh goes to see twenty one pilots for the first time, and finds that he can't seem to tear his eyes away from the lead singer.

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    Josh Dun is the Asset Protection Team Leader at Target. Tyler Joseph is a Target regular that everyone in the store adores. Everyone but Josh.

    He was calm, firm, and dedicated to his job.

    Josh was never an angry person. He was probably the most positive person he knew. But Tyler Joseph drove him crazy. Everyone believed this facade he put out and it drove Josh to the brink of insanity.

    Tyler made people steal for him to turn a profit. Josh was so fucking sure of it that he would put his useless life on the line to prove he was right.

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