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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Jerma likes to watch Ludwig play basketball sometimes in between Offbrand meetings.

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Little by little, Jerma moves into Ludwig’s streaming apartment. Little by little, things change.

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    10 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Jerma and Ludwig fall asleep in a hotel room together after Offbrand’s cataclysmic dissolve and wake up in 1961. What’s worse: coming to terms with your own messy feelings for your ex-boss or having to get a real job? Honestly, they feel pretty neck-and-neck.

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    10 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Whatever happened here was bad. Irrevocably, inexplicably, inarticulably bad in a way that the most basal parts of his being wants nothing more than to escape from. But Grace can't turn away.

    After encountering what appears to be a last hoo-ra emergency mission attempt from Earth caught up in the Hail Mary's wake, Grace and Rocky discover a single, severely injured human being quite literally encased in what Grace can only describe as a crime scene. A horror movie. And when he wakes up? He's mad. Really mad. Talking to the walls mad. Now they have to figure out just where he came from and why. Things are further complicated when all the newcomer (Simon, they learn) can talk about is missing planets, haunted oceans, and non-existent space stations. That and the really weird data they've been picking up on.
    Maybe part of solving that is, much to Rocky's enthusiasm; both Grace and Simon slowly realizing how lonely they are.

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    10 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Every Sunday, Ludwig gets a call from the same guy. It doesn't take long until it becomes routine.

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    Chapters:
    3/4
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    35
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    82
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    03 Jun 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 12

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    things have died for me before.

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    01 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 9

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    After Jerma loses a bet in a grand, drunken disaster, Ludwig offers the choice between giving up five-thousand dollars and playing a maid for a couple of hours. Jerma makes the obvious choice and definitely, absolutely, one-hundred percent regrets it, he swears.

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    31 May 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 8

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    Jerma and Ludwig host Thanksgiving, despite having no pie, no turkey, and no time. Good luck.

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    1,475

    31 May 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 10

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    Being the best man at one of his best friend's weddings comes with certain responsibilities, like making sure the groom gets to the honeymoon alive. Jerma might need some help with that.

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    900

    31 May 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 17

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    Friday doesn’t start any differently from most Fridays. It’s six-thirty in the morning, the sun is rising crisp, clear, and burning over the mountains that climb above the cul-de-sac far in the distance, and the sprinklers are stuttering and shushing outside on their first run of the day. The coffee is rich and not too bitter. The newspaper was delivered on time. Everything is more-or-less sublime. 

     

    The only thing that differentiates it is how early the milk arrives.

     

    Jeremy Harrington's milkman is replaced one morning and it begins to alter him in ways he never could have predicted.

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    31 May 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 5

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    Jerma conducts a sacrificial ritual in his living room in the hopes of summoning a girlfriend from the depths of Hell. Despite his initial reservations, everything turns out even better than expected.

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    31 May 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 16

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    There's a benefit to having a boyfriend that watches a lot of obscure YouTube videos, and that's being able to cheat at Geoguesser.

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    31 May 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 37

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    "I'm not a huge pervert," Jeremy says defensively, putting his hands on his hips. "And I was just looking at him. It was a very normal and non-creepy look. I am not creepy."

    "I'm sure, Jeremiah," Joel says, going back to typing on his phone. "You're so normal."

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    Jeremy works full-time at GameStop. The world's sixth most popular streamer comes in and wants a picture, dinner, and to meet his dog, not necessarily in that order.

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    31 May 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 2

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    Christmas is hardly any fun at all when you're dead.

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    30 May 2026

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    There’s a battle strategy devised by humans many millennia ago that's designed to overcome an adversary who is particularly well entrenched. Some walls are too tall and thick for a frontal assault, and must instead be bested through sheer dogged stubbornness.

    Crowley and Aziraphale didn’t know it, but they were about to be put under siege.

     

    Fed up with an angel and a demon who are still avoiding any talk of Feelings, God starts to interfere. When it comes to the ineffable plan, sometimes things need a bit of a push.

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    22 May 2026

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    Crowley didn't look up immediately when he heard the shop door open; he was just in the middle of finishing off a complicated bouquet, and the blasted ribbon was being difficult about things.

    "Just a sec," he said, scowling as the end slipped away from him again.

    There was a pause. And then a voice, softly, "There you are."

    An unusual customer walks into Anthony Crowley's flower shop with a very specific request. AU, series, complete, angst with a happy ending.

    (Series Summary: For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...)

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    21 May 2026

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    Must he spell it out for him? “You could…” Aziraphale looks him up and down, then cocks his head towards the poncy fellow up on the balcony, raising his brows pointedly. “You know.”

    Possess him? Crowley frowns and asks, “You think so?”

    Aziraphale nods, eyes wide. The visual alone has instantly vaporized any alcohol content in his body.

    “I—well.” Crowley considers it, then winces. “I haven’t actually poked inside someone since… oh, gotta be 71, I think. Antoine Gay. Bollocksed that one up.”

    Aziraphale blinks, taken aback. In his (admittedly frequent) imaginings of Crowley in bed, he never envisioned him as the ‘poker’, necessarily. He seemed like he’d much rather enjoy getting poked instead. Repeatedly. Passionately. Perhaps up against an opulent pillar.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    152
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    26,340

    21 May 2026

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    Crowley confesses early, and Crowley confesses often. Aziraphale never knows quite what to say.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    522
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    9,721
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    2,850
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    81,713

    20 May 2026

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.

    Language:
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    Words:
    106,998
    Chapters:
    60/60
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4,230
    Kudos:
    9,721
    Bookmarks:
    3,102
    Hits:
    229,394

    20 May 2026

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    “Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.

     

    Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,

    “I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”

     

     

    Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    13
    Comments:
    644
    Kudos:
    16,546
    Bookmarks:
    3,270
    Hits:
    103,223

    18 May 2026

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