Maracot

Orange carved pumpkin/Jack-o-lantern with yellow carvings on black background.



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    She blinks some more. “You’re—I mean—you’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”

    “Worse than Cormac Mc-Doge-Coin?” Malfoy asks in disbelief. “Seriously?”

    Hermione pauses. “That feels . . . like a trick question.”

    “Jesus fuck,” Malfoy says, looking appalled.

    [ALTERNATIVELY: the prestigious-but-at-what-cost summer internship au]

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    "On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
    "Zero."
    Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.

    In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.

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    20 May 2026

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    She heaved in a breath and looked at him. “I need to touch you. That is, directly. Do you consent?”

    “It’ll make it stop?” he bit out, pupils blown with the rush of adrenaline likely coursing through him in response to the pain.

    She was only 99.3% sure but...

    “Yes,” she said confidently. “I can make it stop. I’m so sorry that it’ll be such a breach of professional and personal boundaries—”

    In a single motion, Malfoy shoved his boxer-briefs down his thighs. “Then do it. Do it, Granger, or else just Avada me.”

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    Or, Hermione gets properly hands-on at work

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    Hermione reluctantly runs a bar. When Draco comes in for a drink one night, he makes his interest immediately and insistently known. But the absolute last thing Hermione needs right now is to shag someone ten years younger than her with biceps bigger than his brain.

    …Probably.

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    His thumbs pressed slowly into her nipples, circling them through the fabric. His posture was tense, and rigid, like he was holding something back.

    A sharp pinch nearly made her moan.

    Hermione was a firm believer in relationships with healthy communication and respect. She'd long outgrown her tolerance for childish games.

    But if Draco Malfoy wanted to lay claim to her tonight, she certainly wasn’t going to stop him.
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    After a two-year dry spell, Hermione is in desperate need of a shag. Unfortunately, Draco Malfoy, her sometimes-coworker and perpetual thorn in her side, has other plans.

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    12 May 2026