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    After being rebuffed, Jon quits alone, and winds up back in a coma.
    Matters gradually improve from there.

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    25 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Jon's tired, jaded, and sick of the entities. Working for Salesa's getting old, and saving random innocents from their untimely consumption by fear gods isn't working out super well, at least until he stops the Lonely from eating a sad young man in a bar bathroom. No good deed goes unpunished, though, and this 'Martin' is really...something.

    Meanwhile, Gerry's trying to balance helping Gertrude save the world with sticking it to the entities and hopefully not turning into their mother. Unclear whether the hot new clown-obsessed archival assistant will help or hinder these pursuits.

    (technically a sequel to 'the warning signs have all been bright and garish', but can absolutely stand alone)

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    22 May 2026

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    “Can I have that back?” Jon asks, stupidly holding his hand out, like a child demanding candy. The person is still in shadow, even though Jon's fairly certain that based on his lifetime of experience with light, they shouldn’t be.

    “Depends,” they say, and closer, Jon hears the hitch in their breathing. Something’s wrong with them, and Jon really should leave them to whatever it is. “Can I have a cigarette?”

    (An AU where Jon meets Gerry while he's in uni)

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    20 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    A few months after the Promised Day, the Elrics return home to Resembool with a new roommate in tow: the tiny green homunculus whose life Edward saved in the underground tunnels of Central. With their own custom terrarium and an endless supply of snacks, Envy can almost forget that they’re held prisoner by the most annoying brat they’ve ever met… and maybe, they can also forget the reason that they wanted to die in the first place.

    (Found family with a generous helping of Wormvy shenanigans. Inspired by cruisercrusher’s terrarium AU)

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    25 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    When Envy was first created, they were actually close to Greed, and sometimes things don't need to change

     

     

    Fmab Au where Greed takes Envy with him

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    20 Apr 2026