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“It’s worse than I thought, isn’t it?” Leon leaned against the fridge, his cooling cup of coffee clenched tight in one fist.
“We should kill him,” Sherry replied mildly.
“What?”
“We should kill him. I didn’t say we were going to.”
Or: Grace's ex-boyfriend is a problem that needs to be nipped in the bud. Doing so, though, would require a delicate touch. Leon wasn't known for his subtlety, so he calls in someone who is.
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- Part 5 of Dear Ms. Ashcroft-verse
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To say that Grace was nervous for their date was underselling her current state of mind by orders of magnitude. She was, in fact, fucking petrified. Which didn't even make sense, honestly; Leon had been texting her every day since they’d escaped ARK, they called each other relatively frequently, and she saw him at the FBI field office less than a week ago. He wasn’t a stranger anymore, he was Leon. He was kind to her, and funny, and so ridiculously attractive that it set her teeth on edge. But, more than all that, he liked her. So, really, what's the worst that could happen?
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- Part 4 of Dear Ms. Ashcroft-verse
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This Could, and SHOULD, Have Been an Email by Meabd for ChipmunkCheeks
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
12 Jun 2026
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After the absolute shit show that was Rhodes Hill and Raccoon City 2, Electric Boogaloo, Leon knew he was in for a debrief at some point. It didn't make it any more fucking fun to sit through, though. At least it gave him the perfect opportunity to annoy his long-time friend and brother-in-arms!
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- Part 3 of Dear Ms. Ashcroft-verse
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You Know What They Say About Assumptions by Meabd
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
16 May 2026
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Leon S. Kennedy might have a bit of a competency kink. There was his wildly inappropriate infatuation with Ada, his short fling with Claire, and (though he'd not admit it under pain of torture) a brief, but ill advised crush on Hunnigan. He liked his women like he liked his guns: sexy, lethal, and and with a bit of kick.
Grace Ashcroft was not what he'd have described as his type. But holy shit, can first impressions be deceiving.
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- Part 2 of Dear Ms. Ashcroft-verse
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Every April 8th, Grace wishes her mother a happy birthday. After her murder, those birthday wishes became an outlet.
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- Part 1 of Dear Ms. Ashcroft-verse
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Found: White Terrier (?), Very Friendly, Might be a Genius (???) by Meabd
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
25 Nov 2025
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Krypto was a good dog. He knew he was, Kal-El let him watch the television sometimes and Krypto saw what good dogs do. They greet their humans enthusiastically, share meals with their humans, sleep with their humans! And Krypto is enthusiastic about Kal-El, he jumps on him and licks him and tries to play with him! But, Kal-El didn't seem to like any of that, and seemed to not like Krypto. That was fine. If Kal-El didn’t want Krypto around, it was okay. Krypto loved Kal-El enough that he’d go away to make him happy, even if he didn’t want to.
Or: Krypto really misunderstands his owner's behavior and seeks out greener pastures. Now, no one had ever claimed Gotham of all places was "greener pastures," but Dick Grayson was the best little human a dog could possibly ask for, and Krypto wants to keep him.
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Tim and Damian are finally face to face (or, face to mask) and an agreement, of sorts, is reached.
Someone here is playing the long con, and it's about to pay off.
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- Part 6 of Tournée du Chat Noir
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If You Want Something Done Right, You’ve Got to Do It Yourself by Meabd
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Aug 2025
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“I’m not asking you to lie to Batman, I’m just asking you to… not tell the truth?”
“Erasing the photos of you from my files is a bit more than a lie of omission, Tim,” Barbara pointed out dryly.
“Okay, whose fault is this really, though? You didn’t have to tell me that Damian put it together, or that Bruce was looking into it. You could've left well enough alone and let me hang. So like, you’ve made this an ‘us’ problem,” he reasoned.
“Oh, no. No, no, no. No. You are not blaming this on me! I’m not the one who’s spent ten years avoiding Batman, only to fuck his middle child and gaslight his youngest! You are asking for this, mister, and I am not bailing you out.” She concluded her tirade by popping a sick wheelie and booking it back over to her computer.
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- Part 5 of Tournée du Chat Noir
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I know I'm not Father of the Year, but can we please keep the crimes to a minimum? by Meabd
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
09 Aug 2025
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“Father, I have found him out! I knew I’d seen him before, and I! Was! Right!” Damian gestured to the Batcomputer, triumph ringing in his voice. Bruce moved to inspect the file, and—
“Son, what is this.”
“This,” Damian pointed at the blurry figure half cropped from the surveillance image, “Is Timothy Drake.”
Or: Damian persists in his campaign against Tim, and drags Bruce with him (kicking and screaming).
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- Part 4 of Tournée du Chat Noir
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Damian and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Meabd
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
09 Aug 2025
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Contrary to popular belief, Damian Wayne was capable of admitting when he was wrong. It’s just that it happens to him so infrequently, it doesn’t seem to come up all that often—and he is not wrong about Timothy Jackson Drake. Something was just not right with that boy, and Damian would find out what he was hiding, come hell or high water—he had to clear his good name, after all.
NOTE: Set immediately after Wayne Family Dinners Don't Usually Involve This Much Blood And Other Lies We Tell Ourselves
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- Part 3 of Tournée du Chat Noir
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Wayne Family Dinners Don't Usually Involve This Much Blood And Other Lies We Tell Ourselves by Meabd
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
07 Aug 2025
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“Okay, alright, nobody panic,” Dick said, clearly panicking.
“No one is panicking Dickhead,” Jay snarled, also panicking (though, significantly less than Dick, it seemed).
“Uh, guys?” Tim tried to butt in.
“Yeah, of course, everything’s fine! Tim, are you fine?” Dick’s voice was reedy.
“I—”
“No, he’s not fine, the demon brat put a fucking hole in him!”
Or: Jason and Tim have been dating for a few months now, and it's time to introduce him to the family! What could possibly go wrong?
NOTE: This is intended as an epilogue to Tournée du Chat Noir, but it can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of Tournée du Chat Noir
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Red Hood, the sometimes-criminal, sometimes-anti-hero, meets a cat burglar with an opaque past and a flexible moral code. Jason Todd, the TA, meets an over-caffeinated, half-feral underclassman. These events are definitely not related, right?
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- Part 1 of Tournée du Chat Noir
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Draco thought he'd done a pretty damn good job of getting his life back on track. He had a respectable career, hobbies that didn't include dark magic, and by some miracle had actually landed himself a relationship with the most amazing Witch of his generation (Rita Skeeter's words, not his—though he's inclined to agree).
By all accounts he should be over the moon—and he is—but Hermione's always kept him at arm's length and Draco is starting to think there might be something wrong.
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For the past... well, 600 years more or less, Hob Gadling has been a friend to cats. Dream discovers the extent of this kindness from none other than a mouthy kitten of all things.
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- Part 2 of Cat Café
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Hob Gadling has a soft spot for cats. The cats, in turn, have a soft spot for Hob Gadling (which may or may not have something to do with a certain near-omniscient being).
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- Part 1 of Cat Café
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"Hey boss?"
"Yes, Matthew?"
"You, ah, you know that human's down bad for you, right?" Dream frowned.
"He is ill?" Matthew squawked what must have been a laugh.
"No dude, he's in love with you," and though that was precisely what Dream of the Endless had expected, had somewhat hoped for, hearing it aloud had him pressing a hand against his mouth to hide the triumphant smile growing there.
"Yes, I am aware."Or: Dream becomes aware of his mortal companion's jealousy, and decides to find out exactly what the reason for it might be.
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- Part 2 of Rough Beginnings
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The first time Dream mentioned Matthew, Hob's breath was stolen from him. He literally, physically could not suck in any more air. It was an innocuous statement, all told, but the implication of it turned something sideways in Hob Gadling's interpretation of the world.
Or: Dream mentions an acquaintance, and jealousy rears its ugly head.
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- Part 1 of Rough Beginnings
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Hermione Granger-Black was not a broken woman; not by any stretch of the imagination. She was a woman with a plan (as was usually the case with her), and she knew that somewhere beyond this place of wrath and tears she would find a reality worth living in. Hermione was a woman that would wrench the world apart for taking her last shred of love away.
Maybe she was broken after all.
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Gorou can not find sleep in the storms of Watatsumi Island. An unexpected guest brings a storm of a different kind.
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When an operation goes tits up and you have to flee, you find a handsome young man to help with your get away. When you discover the fact that this handsome young man is not only an enemy agent, but a Fatui Harbinger you find yourself in more danger than you ever could have expected.
COMPLETE. Chapter 22 is the end, 23 onward are deleted scenes and bonus chapters.