MeetMeAtTheRitz



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    Aziraphale thinks they've been married for three years and that Crowley just doesn't like sex. Crowley is losing his mind. (Companion to The Norwegian Civil War.)

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    15 Jul 2026

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    “It’s just,” he continued, “I’ve noticed that humans—some humans, anyway—they use that word, angel, as a…well, as a sort of…endearment.”

    “Do they?” said Crowley, who had invented using the word as an endearment in the 13th century AD.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    After the loveliest meal of his entire existence, Aziraphale followed Crowley back to the Bentley. He wondered if it would be too forward to try to hold Crowley's free hand, or if he ought to wait for Crowley to reach out. Probably he should wait. Crowley had done the asking, after all, and would better know what he was doing. And anyway, riding in the Bentley was dangerous enough without removing one of Crowley's hands from doing something theoretically necessary for the operation of an automobile.

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    Two occult/ethereal beings with one (1) brain cell between them attempt to end 6000 years of pining.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Aziraphale doesn't have to hide his love for Crowley any longer. He just needs to let himself believe it.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    “But my dear, I just can’t believe you never told me that you had joined a musical group. I would have come out to support you— at your gigs!” 

    “First of all, never say ‘gigs’ again. Second of all, not my fault you never noticed when I showed up to dinner with a great big guitar case slung over my shoulder.”

     

    (Aziraphale accidentally discovers Crowley’s secret: he was in a band in the 90s. And he wrote a whole album of love songs…)

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    02 Jul 2026