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Hello!
Well, first off, the name. It has nothing to do with Arthur or knights or magic. Sorry.
Merlynnod is an archaic form of Welsh vernacular in reference to welsh ponies.
So. There's that sorted.

I'm in my mid-40's, I look disturbingly like a hobbit, and I'm fully fluent in both Sarcasm and Crazy. I'm 5'1", curly gray hair, bifocals, and, yeah, if you really needed it done, I probably *would* take a cursed ring into literal Hell because a)nobody else is going to do it properly, b)people pleasing has been coded into my DNA, c)I realized at 5 years old that I was being raised by children, and I stepped up to be the adult.

Forty years later I decided, screw this, dumped them, and have been living my best middle-aged adult child life ever since. 10/10, highly recommend. All the stars.

The person I love probably the most of anyone in the world, once described me like this:
"You are *freakishly* book smart, way too educated, you can build or make anything, but...you're also dumber than a brick."

Thanks, D. Because I *definitely* didn't need to have any self-esteem today. ;)
We spend most of our time just being truly awful to each other. My love language is Scarcasm. And Pebbling.

I'm *addicted* to tea...any type of tea...If I can get it in a cup with hot water, I am on board. There is nothing better than that jittery feeling at about 2pm where I can SEE SOUNDS AND HEAR COLORS because I've had 800mg's of caffeine and I will NEVER NEED TO SLEEP AGAIN!
My patients *do* tend to give me a slightly frightened look at that point, but, my efficiency is TOP NOTCH.

Yeah. I write IronMan/Avengers/Spiderman fic with IronDad in a variety of forms. From Harley, to Abigail, to Peter, to Morgan. I have a deep-seated need to hand children to Tony Stark.

Suggestions, prompts, glorious accolades (j/k, praise makes me suuuuuper uncomfortable but I secretly love it anyway?) are all appreciated.

-RB