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Muggle Immersion co-Professor Harry Potter spends his days hanging with his son, reading to his "dog," teaching magical kids about the internet with his cousin Dudley, and irritating Snape’s portrait. He’s understandably annoyed when his cosy life is interrupted by the Headmistress hiring on Draco Malfoy to be Hogwarts’ new Ancient Magical Cultures and Spellcasting professor. But then the explosion happens, and it turns out they'll all need Malfoy's knowledge if they want the magical world to survive.
The one with the scary things and Professor Dudley.
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The stupid hat was stupid and refused to help Harry. The whole school and its division in houses was stupid too, and the teachers.
Harry was in Hogwarts, but he didn't want to be. He wanted to go back home.Series
- Part 2 of The secret language of plants
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15 Jun 2026
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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Too Good At Raising Hell by The_Sinking_Ship for Spelcray
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2024
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When Harry Potter walks into Draco’s nightclub looking like trouble, Draco can’t stop staring. He really ought to train his dick not to react so enthusiastically to red flags, but where would be the fun in that?
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