Metrodora



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    After a horse-related-mishap, our intrepid, amnesiac heroine discovers she is Mya Rivers, legitimized bastard daughter of the late King Aegon IV. Plunged into a dysfunctional royal family full of scheming siblings, dark secrets, and rising tensions, Mya attempts to navigate the brewing rebellion without losing her head.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    He could still feel it now, the warm-wet slide of Ilya's tongue as he licked a stripe from the sensitive skin on Shane's palm to the tip of his middle finger, shocking a laugh out of him. The head-rush of feeling how quickly his cock hardened against the warmth of Ilya's bare ass, Ilya's full weight bearing down on Shane's hips. The heat of the blush traveling from his cheeks all the way down to his chest in response to the smoulder in Ilya's eyes.

    Мой любимый, this is excuse to put sunscreen on my naked body, yes?

    Shane gnawed at the memories like a dog with a bone, allowed himself to get lost in them until he felt physically sick, at which point he realized that he needed to switch lanes to avoid hitting the fawn, still unmoving, still unblinking.

    After the Raiders v. Metros accident, Shane comes back different.

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    Fun and sweet while also diving into institutional homophobia and power structures. Perfect mix of all the things I love about this fandom. Crowell busts out all the union busting tactics and CIRCUS fights back.

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    Ilya created a giant organization (300+ so far) of straight allies, out players, queer players, and queer employees.
    2020 we’re entering the Long Game era. Troy to became the PA union rep. Luca is a mod on MLHCorruption and figured everything out. Ilya and Ryan met up with Mastur Bates (Montreal owner) and did a quid pro quo for him to look at ousting Crowell. Haas did a honeypot for rookies but Kent found out and told Crowell. Crowell accused Ilya of being the ringleader and said “this entire team is dead.” That recording was posted on RogueMLH with the implication that Crowell messed with the plane. Troy came out. Ilya put together an audio file of incriminating Crowell recordings to blackmail Crowell with, and Hayden accidentally leaked it via fanmail. Hollanov are not talking to each other and both want to play for Ottawa together. The trip still happened. Ilya won the cup. At MLH awards, Shane declared he was moving to his husband’s team, and that that husband is Ilya. People were unhappy about Ottawa’s undefeated streak with the first husbands of hockey, and Ilya retired to become commissioner.

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    @IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!

    @CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.

    @BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?

    @HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏

    @HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.

    @IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
    fix errors. What error? I said what I said.

    @HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING

    OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.

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    They told everyone they’re married after Ilya got his PR. There are still many doubters.

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    A burnt-out, depressed American lawyer wakes up trapped in the body of the infamous young sadist Joffrey Baratheon, armed with nothing but Wikipedia-level medieval knowledge, hazy memories from books he read in high school, crippling depression, alcoholic tendencies, and zero survival skills. Now stuck in a world of ice zombies and a disturbingly affectionate fiancée, his only real goal is to survive long enough to avoid the Purple Wedding.

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    17 Oct 2025

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    Ch 11
    Robert died, Joffrey was crowned with Ned as Regent. Joffrey wrote a bunch of very civil letters with little hope of them mattering. Joffrey is at Riverrun with a potential Isekai!Edmure. Stannis is heading to KL for a trial, and Joffrey is preparing for the trial. Margaery is also an SI, wants to kill Tywin for rampaging the Reach, and sent Renly off to die against Clegane so she can marry again. Renly killed Lorch and got a delegation from the riverlands with Joffrey’s nice terms.