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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    AKA Our Vault Means Death

    Stede Bonnet has finally done it! He's left the underground Vault he's been in his entire life, only to emerge on a post-apocalyptic Wasteland very different from the world he's learned from books. For one, everybody is much less friendly than he was hoping. But they are more welcoming than his peers from the Vault. He joins a community called The Boneyard, and with them wants to help the rest of the Wasteland...

    If only there wasn't the Raiders led by some very...handsome men to contend with.

    ___

    A Fallout inspired AU. No prior knowledge is required!!

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    10 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Benoit Blanc has not had a big case in a long while and is hoping for anything that might alleviate the monotony. Luckily the wife of a now dead real estate exec has come to him for help, as she suspects that there might have been foul play in the death and that she might now be in danger.

     

    CW: This story is a murder mystery, so there is a lot of candid discussions of death and some descriptions of dead bodies, murders and attempted murders, etc. There are also some allusions to suicide, though they are brief and not too in-depth.

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    05 Jan 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 92

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    When a harrowed real estate agent intervenes at an awkward party, the last thing Benoit Blanc expected was to end up having a drink together.
    Much less, having feelings.

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    27 Dec 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 91

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    It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a gentleman who is about to inherit a duchy must be in want of a wife. But Stede Bonnet is no typical gentleman. He has no care for women at all. Still, his father insists that he must choose a bride by the end of the social season, or he will be forced to marry and produce heirs with the bride chosen for him. Disgusted, Stede agrees to try to find a woman he can live with.

    But at the first ball of the season, the women are so vapid - and so not male - that he can't bear the thought of marrying any of them. So he runs away from the ball, looking to escape, and finds himself in a pub owned by a gorgeous ex pirate, who retired from the sea due to an injury...

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    07 Nov 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    Stede could have sworn that he had made it all up - the monsters in the dark, the black pair of eyes staring into his whenever he closed his eyes. After twenty years in L.A he could at least pretend that it had all been some strange response to childhood trauma.

    Then his father had to die.

    --

    While back in his old family home with the intention of cleaning it out for sale, Stede finds out more about his father's past - and himself - than he had bargained for.

    At least he finds a kindred spirit in Edward Teach, a worldwide best selling author on the lookout for some inspiration.

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    06 Nov 2022

  6. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Get out of my sight,” Stede’s father warns him. So he does.
    Hoping to investigate the rumors of a legendary ghost, Stede leaves home and family behind to become a lighthouse keeper in gloomy little Droopsville Bay.
    But while he may have escaped his father's scrutiny, he becomes the center of attention for a (very, VERY bored) Kraken.

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    06 Nov 2022

  7. Public Bookmark *

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    When newly divorced and newly out Stede Bonnet is dragged to a rock concert by his assistant, he thinks it will be a fun night out and a chance to be more social after isolating himself. Little does he know, he is about to attract the attention of the legendary Blackbeard, frontman of Queen Anne's Revenge.

    Their meet-cute hits a bit of a snag when an incident at the concert threatens the nationwide tour Blackbeard and his band are about to go on, putting Stede under a spotlight he never wanted or asked for.

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    01 Nov 2022

  8. Public Bookmark *

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    When college chancellor, Stede Bonnet, meets heavy metal legend, Blackbeard, an unexpected attraction draws the men to each other, upending their lives and and leading them into a romance that seems determined to survive, despite the many challenges they face along the way.

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    31 Oct 2022

  9. Public Bookmark *

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    In a world where alphas are second-rate citizens, Ed Teach, a more or less retired omega lives alone in a cozy house that is all his own. He hasn’t dated in years, not since he got out of an abusive relationship with his ex, Jack. He has some health issues that keep cropping up and he knows he will eventually have to deal with them, even if it means getting an alpha.

    One day, while checking the classifieds for parts for his boat, Ed finds an ad about an alpha for sale. On a whim, he calls and finds himself with an alpha of his own in the next three hours. Stede is not what he was expecting, but there’s something about the sweet, most likely traumatized alpha that makes Ed want to keep him, even if it’s just to make sure he’s finally taken care of.

    Let’s be real, they’re gonna fall in love and heal each other, and be all the better for it. ❤️

    (Izzy/Lucius story in later chapters).

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    30 Oct 2022

  10. Public Bookmark 66

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    Stede Bonnet, modern day wealthy vice president of his father’s company, tires of his monotonous life of commuting from the hustle of the city to the cookie cutter suburbs and dreams of a peaceful life on a New Zealand sheep farm. However, because he has absolutely no idea what he is doing, he must hire a crew of unique and lovable farm hands.
    Things did not go as planned…

    This uses season 1 of OFMD as a base but sets it in modern times. We tried to capture the vibe of the show without rehashing it. Quotes used but not in the same context as the show, just as little nods. We do venture into a "season 2" that we made up ourselves. There is sexual content.

    Come yell at us on Twitter @weejanefeeney (individual posts on this account) and @bigjanefeeney the sister account

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    28 Oct 2022

  11. Public Bookmark 18

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    When his wife asks him for a divorce, Stede doesn't know what to do with all the free time he suddenly has. She suggests he take up a new hobby and glass blowing has been an interest of his for while. So Stede decides to take a class at Blackbeard's Glass Shop, and it changes the trajectory of his life in more ways than one.

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    26 Oct 2022

  12. Public Bookmark 40

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    Every human is born holding an Egg and If you're lucky your Egg will hatch.

    Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach both come from entirely different backgrounds but each long for an Ornis Bird, a creature containing their counterparts heart and soul. Supposedly the bird will guide you to your other half but getting to that point can take a lot of work and nothing is ever guaranteed.

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    26 Oct 2022

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    24 Oct 2022

  14. Public Bookmark 47

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    As mid-life crises went, Stede thought, his was perhaps more dramatic than most of the guys he knew. Some of his cohort from his school days had taken up exciting new hobbies like windsurfing. A few of the single blokes found themselves new and much younger girlfriends. The Badminton boys had, notably, purchased matching Lamborghinis for themselves which they shared social media photos of with obnoxious frequency. Stede, on the other hand….
    Well. Perhaps ‘dramatic’ was underselling it a bit. None of the people Stede knew had come out of the closet, amicably divorced their very relieved spouse, disavowed their inheritance, and gotten their first real job.

    OR

    Stede discovers that waiting tables isn't actually that easy, especially when he keeps getting distracted by the head chef, Ed. Comedy, cooking advice, food porn and actual porn ensue.

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    20 Oct 2022

  15. Public Bookmark 91

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    "Why, of all places, a pirate ship? Wouldn't be my first choice to hide a baby."

    "Well, I didn't know about the baby at the time," Stede said ruefully. "But I don't know if it would've changed anything. All I've ever wanted was to be a pirate."

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    14 Oct 2022

  16. Public Bookmark 78

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    Stede Bonnet has landed his first official zoo job as the latest reptile house keeper at the Revenge Zoo. Recently graduated after a divorce and a midlife crisis, Stede is ready to finally pursue his life’s passion in animals. But after seeing the IC keeper, he’s questioning if he might find another passion at this new job of his…
    Ed Teach has been at the Interpretive Center for two decades now, doing the same show every day with the same script, and showing off the same animals (not that he holds anything against them). He’s in desperate of a change. He thinks he might find it with the cute new keeper that works next door…

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    09 Oct 2022

  17. Public Bookmark 16

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    Ed Teach is the owner of Blackbeard's Revenge, a pirate-themed haunted attraction in LA. Stede Bonnet is recently divorced, unhappy in his corporate job, and looking to find himself...by applying to be a scare actor!

    Tags will be updated as the story commences, and any sensitive sections will be marked. Cross posted on Twitter @wannabewesley

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    08 Oct 2022

  18. Public Bookmark 43

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    While getting supplies, Izzy accidentally picks something up that wasn't on his list. Now he's got to keep it quiet until he can get the little stowaway off the ship.

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    08 Oct 2022

  19. Public Bookmark 36

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    Stede Bonnet was a highly renowned professor at Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah. Now he manages a soda shop called "Fiiz"
    Choosing to finally come out and divorce his wife, newly ex-Mormon Stede Bonnet lost his cushy job and looks to his young, college-aged queer employees for guidance in this new turn his life has taken.
    ~
    I wanted to heal my own trauma that came with being raised Mormon, in Utah, while being queer. I see myself in Stede, but that alone wasn't enough for a fic. Then, I was explaining the concept of Utah's soda shop culture on the Our Flag Means Brainrot Discord server, and I realized how much Edward "dollop of milk and seven sugars" Teach would love these absurdly sugary and caffeinated drinks.

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    Chapters:
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    04 Oct 2022

  20. This has been deleted, sorry!

    03 Oct 2022

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