Microwave0ven
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- 9-1-1 (TV) (1)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (1)
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The thing about Raiders was that they were all unhelpful assholes, and this quality only got enhanced with alcohol. Indistinct bass made faint words further indiscernible as St. Simon presumably made his way through whatever club him and his teammates had decided to hole up in for the moment.
“St. Simon?” Scott called, and predictably got no answer. He rolled his eyes, let his head thump back against the brick. The motion jostled Roz out of his half-doze, and he blearily picked his head up.
“I hate your team,” Scott told him.
Rozanov blinked at him.Or, Ilya gets roofied at a club and accidentally comes out to Scott Hunter in the process.
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"Buck?"
Buck's eyes snapped back up to Bobby's face. Shit. He didn't know how long they'd been standing silently in the middle of the station kitchen, but it was definitely past the appropriate timeframe to answer a question as simple as are you alright.
Buck nodded, and the movement made his vision twirl around the edges. He didn't know how to explain that he was either going insane, or he had been thrown five years backwards in time, and his family didn't remember him the way he did them, and everything was wrong, and Eddie wasn't here. God, Bobby didn't even know who Eddie was.
Or, the lightning strike sends Buck back to season one
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give it a hand, offer it a soul by guarddog (theslymoon)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Dec 2025
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Shane disappears down the far tunnel on a stretcher surrounded by paramedics and Metros' first aid people. Ilya watches till every last one of them is out of sight, utterly helpless, swaying like a puppet with his strings just cut.
He watches as the end gate closes.
There are still another fifty-nine minutes and thirty-five seconds left in the game.
Or: The moments between the hit and Ilya arriving at the hospital.
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07 Jun 2026
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The Great Pretender by lady_st4rdus7
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.
The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.
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Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.- Language:
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02 Jun 2026
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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31 May 2026
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When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.
Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.
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- Part 1 of (We Could Be) Something Great
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30 Apr 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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29 Apr 2026