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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Crowley is the frontman of Nine Inch Scales. When a feral, self-destructive performance reaches a literal breaking point on stage, Crowley wakes to find himself in the care of a mysterious, old-fashioned stranger. Someone who feels impossibly familiar, and who may know more about him than he knows about himself…

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    05 Jun 2026

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    "Look, the whole of London's cracking up," she told him. "I'm finding it hard enough to work as it is without my commute being screwed up by the buses going on strike, and half my books turning into birds. That angel is wrecking everything, but in particular, my life - and you're too busy hating yourself to open your eyes and deal with it. I'm telling you, it has to stop."

    "Is that all still happening?" Crowley said vaguely. "But I found him."

    "Oh my God, you can tell you don't commute," Anathema said. "The buses went on strike, Mr. Crowley."

    "That's perfectly normal for London. You'll learn."

    "You're not listening! Not the drivers, the buses. They're organising - meeting in secret, holding little candlelight vigils. Nobody else really knows what's going on - everyone's just assuming it's, like, general TfL incompetence or something - but it's only a matter of time. So what are you going to do about it?"

    "Er... have they submitted a list of their demands?" Crowley said helplessly.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    2095. Britain is a post-apocalyptic wasteland ravaged by droughts, the collapse of civilisation, and hordes of the undead. Despite that, Aziraphale’s life is actually pretty good. He has his caravan, his books, and his work, offering his services to the men who stop by Tadfield on their arduous journey north.
    One day, a mysterious stranger knocks on his door. Crowley is charming and handsome and he appears to know his way around a vegetable garden. He comes with the tempting offer of a mutually beneficial arrangement. But it’s in Aziraphale’s best interest not to get too attached.

    A dystopian cottagecore sex worker AU.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale is twenty-two years old, broke, and recently out of a long term relationship with someone who, in hindsight, had been a very bad partner. Anthony Jay Crowley - just Crowley, please - has built a legal empire that provides second chances to people in need. And by helping some of the most prolific people in the city, he is easily one of the wealthiest men around. His whole life he’s wanted to be the hero: the James Bond, the knight in shining armor. He’s going to get that chance.

    Will Aziraphale let him in?

    The prompt: Glucose Guardian (aka ‘Sugar Daddy’) modern au.

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    02 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Magic exists.
    Crowley wishes it didn’t notice him.

    A wizard forced to hide in the mortal world, Crowley survives by suppressing his power and avoiding attachments. Working as a waiter at an elite birthday party should be harmless—until the Dowlings hire one of these humans posing as a magician.

    A terrible one.

    Aziraphale, performing as The Marvellous Mr. Fell, botches every trick with cheerful grace, utterly unbothered by failure. Crowley should despise the fake magic. Instead, he finds himself drawn to the man behind it—kind, patient, and quietly radiant.

    As Crowley seeks Aziraphale out again, hiding his magic becomes dangerous. Power denied demands release, and if Crowley can’t let it out safely, he won’t just be exposed.

    He’ll burn.

    Because some magic refuses to stay hidden.
    And some miracles look a lot like love.

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    01 Jun 2026