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    Rose: I promise, your secret is 100% safe with me. You can trust me on this, Shane. And, like I mentioned earlier, if you ever need a friend to talk to about your guy problems, I’m more than willing to lend an ear.

    Shane: Yeah, I— I know. Thanks, Rose. [pause] And I don’t have guy problems!

    Rose: [unconvincingly] Uh-huh. Sure you don’t.

    Shane: Well, it’s just… [hesitates] It’s a guy problem. Singular. Um— there’s only one guy.

    (Shane Hollander’s disastrous pining, as documented by Rose Landry over FaceTime.)

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Ilya snickers, shakes his head, and mutes the television again. He pulls out his phone. Shane should be calling any minute now. 

    Ilya: Gossip channel is saying you have a new girl

    Ilya: Who you are buying jewelry for

    Ilya: Fancy Italian boutique jewelry

    Ilya: You are cheating on me? With beautiful Italian girl?

    Ilya slides further down the couch cushions and tips his head back, eyes falling closed. Facedown on his chest, his phone is a heavy, anticipatory weight. His lips twitch into a grin. 

    He knows, of course, that there’s no one else. He knows who the jewelry is for. 

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.

    “What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”

    “No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”

    He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.

    “Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”

    (shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “Good,” his husband smiled and opened up a tab, with a list of hobbies starting with the letter R. Fuck, his husband was such a loser sometimes. Ilya loved him so much. “So we can have some options here, we just need to find something that you like… There are… row-boats? So maybe rowing?… rapping, oh no, we are not doing that, what about-”

    “Oh!” Ilya exclaimed as his eyes finally caught sight of something exciting, “Roller-coasters! I love those!”

    Shane just raised an eyebrow at him.

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    It's Ilya's turn to choose the activity for a bonding day with the team. Is simple, right? Well, no, no, it's not, somehow Ilya managed to turn the day into a weekend and it's filled with... racing?

     

    Part of the series but probably can be read as a stand-alone

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    27 Jun 2026