Muggleborn_Menace
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"Hogwarts was being closed. Closed. It felt impossible, a word that simply didn't belong in the same sentence as the ancient castle.”
Following a catastrophic double attack in January, the Ministry is forced to shut down Hogwarts, leaving the magical student body displaced and British education in absolute shambles. For Harry, Ron, and Hermione, a bleak half-year of makeshift Muggle day-school in London follows—until the Ministry finally capitulates and a completely unexpected alternative arises.
Enter Runeholm Academy.
Far away from the whispers of suspicion in England, hidden on a rugged, mist-shrouded island off the coast of Germany, Runeholm operates on entirely different rules of magic, ancient traditions, and fiercely independent factions. Sent across the sea to start over, Harry and his friends find themselves thrust into a towering, unfamiliar world of elemental magic, new rivalries, and grueling growth.
Surrounded by deep water and ancient secrets, the road to survival—and the long, slow journey toward an unlikely alliance with a certain blond Slytherin—begins here.
(Future Drarry / Canon Divergence Year 2 / Multi-Year Epic / Slow Burn)
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The importance of telling the plot to kindly fuck itself by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
29 Aug 2024
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When Larping gets a little too real, Alice is chased by NPC-orcs right from her convention into Middle Earth, meeting a tall, dark and handsome stranger she has mooned over since her teenage years.
Yeay, heartbreak and horrible hygiene, let's go!
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Sea-Born by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
27 Apr 2024
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Aragorn is on his way to Bree, and on a rainy night enters an Inn somewhere north of Dunland.
There he meets an intriguing woman, and listens to her tales of her travels.
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Cracks filled with gold & Mithril Hearts by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
13 Mar 2024
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Modern Girl in Middle Earth, she's here for the Fellowship but joins the company and gets attached, what can you do.
OC took her Mom and moved to middle earth, became a traveling minstrel, realised that her life expectancy is now that of an elf or dwarf, she doesn't know but hey, at least she'll be there for the War of the Rings which is kind of the point.
She has read "The Hobbit" only once and never seen the movies, but the dwarves are too hot to die, damnit! -
Daughter of Kings by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Mar 2024
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A young modern maybe-witch really wants to find her father, but should have maybe read the fineprint of the spell she used.
Thorin gets thrown into the modern world, specifically into the apartment of his daughter (omg he has a daughter!!!), and finds out affairs with witches have consequences.
His daughter, Théa Emery, shows him her world, and decides that she's gonna come with him when he returns to Middle Earth.
Because she has read Tolkien and hell, she will NOT let her father die now that she found him!
Upon Thorin's return, he has to find a way to use what he has found in that other world to build a better life for his people, and his daughter has to find a place in this new world and new family, and figure out how to fix things without making it worse.
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i know it’s not very sexy when somebody loves you this much and knows you this well by fleetinghearts for greencreekwolf
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
29 Jul 2025
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“I mean,” Eddie backtracks hastily, “that I probably don’t—uh, that I don’t want a hook up. Just the single, uh, kiss. For research.”
“Right,” Buck nods. “For research.”
They turn back to the TV, sipping beers and spooning dessert, room quiet save for the telenovela playing. Buck, gun to his head, could not tell you who or what is on the screen right now. The brave, strong part of his brain has surrendered shamefully, white flag hoisted while the rest of his brain—stupid, stupid—hosts a skillfully imagined supercut of his best friend kissing men. It’s surprisingly new subject matter for him. What’s unsurprising is his distaste for every conjured scenario, discarding each indistinguishable stranger until the reel buffers on something more… familiar.
“Well—”
Eddie waits a patient minute for Buck to continue before asking, “Well, what?”
“I just mean—if it’s just a kiss, right.” Buck pauses. “You could, uh. You could try it with me.”
or, buck thinks kissing men and women feels pretty much the same. eddie’s not buying it. sometimes settling a bet requires kissing your best friend, a lot, for research
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The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry’s good and his.
The witch’s name: Dolores Umbridge.
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- Part 1 of The Daring Win
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The note pinned to his collar read 'Harry J Potter - please accept'. The Dursleys had left him with nothing else but a pillow sack with half a sleeve of McVities biscuits, a mealy apple, and ten pounds.
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- Part 1 of Crow Rides A Pale Horse
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Harry Potter and the Ludicrously Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2024
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No one bothers to tell Harry about the Statute of Secrecy or, for that matter, that electronics shouldn’t work in Hogwarts, so when he joins the magical world, he just continues writing his blog. The Muggle public is convinced he’s a brilliant fantasy writer, his friends are convinced he’s a menace to society, and MI6 is convinced Hermione is a Russian spy.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog
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Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
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- Part 1 of Innocent Series