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“Oh Rosie. My dearest Rosie! Many apologies to have Husker bother you so late into the evening. It’s quite rude for a fella to ring a lady such as yourself at wee hours of the night. Quite rude indeed!” Rosie rolled her eyes at the ridiculous man, exasperated with the slur of his words. If he still possessed that much of his vocabulary then it meant he wasn’t far gone enough for her to be worried about him blacking out. “Would you like me to eat him for his discourtesy my dear?”
”Fuck off, don’t you even joke about that you psycho. Gives me the creeps.”
“Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it pussycat.”
“Shut the fuck up you 4-bit bitch.”
“First of all, I’m an 8-bit bitch. Second of all, suck my dick.”
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Rosie gets a call in the middle of the night from a grumpy casino cat that her boys are terrorizing the public again. This time, with un-welcomed drunk serenading and terrible jokes.
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08 Jul 2026
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Alastor and Vox have been partners for nearly a decade when Vox starts dating Valentino. Their partnership has been peaceful—well, for themselves; Alastor can't vouch for the poor souls surrounding them—that entire time, with nary an attempt to murder one another for power. He thought they were perfectly satisfied!
So why is Vox's relationship with Valentino so...different?
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08 Jul 2026
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“Do you want to dance?” Vox blurted out.
Alastor regarded the demon in his room. This puzzling man who consistently steps over the line, who Alastor should’ve killed over and over again for touching him. Alastor should say no, but he doesn’t for some reason, not to Vincent.
Alastor finds himself chuckling and offering his hand out for Vox to take. “Only if I get to lead this time, Vincent.”
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05 Jul 2026
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dear lord, when i get to hell, please let me bring my man by Mystic_Diamond
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Jun 2026
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“What is the meaning of this, Vincent?” Alastor said with a scowl as he entered the cabin (which Vincent had unfortunately begun calling their cabin as of late).
White flower petals were strewn all over the floor and instead of the typical summoning ritual ingredients, there were now candles and lace doilies atop Alastor’s altar. Vincent was standing in front of the altar, wearing one of his evening party suits and clearly hiding something behind his back.
(aka: vincent attempts to give alastor a wedding ceremony. alastor agrees to it, but he also has religious trauma flashbacks.)
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03 Jul 2026
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The Indesputable Romance of Muckmaggots by Burnt_Bagels
Fandoms: Hollow Knight (Video Games)
02 Feb 2026
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Hornet has a muckmaggot problem. Styx helps. That's it, that's the fic.
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21 Jun 2026