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Curse me a little by Cursemealittleatmyend
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
25 May 2026
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"I don't want to fight you," Satoru said at last, his voice barely more than a murmur. "Please don't make me do this."
"Nobody is forcing you," he replied coldly, the last trace of playfulness gone from his voice. His brows drew together as his pulse quickened, anger flaring sharp and unwelcome in his chest. Just anger, surely. Nothing more than that. "You can sit back and watch, if it pleases you. My quarrel is not with you." Never with him.
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Hours after declaring war on jujutsu society, Geto Suguru doesn't expect Gojo Satoru to show up at his door, or... in the middle of his house. Nor does he expect the situation to spiral from there.
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06 Jul 2026
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“Y’know that guy?”
"Which?"
“Emo kid. Looks like he’d bite a lil’ bit. He’s got the, uh—the hair?” Sukuna waved his hand vaguely.
Satoru hummed, then shook his head. “Nope,” he said, popping the p.
“Go ask him out.”
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or:Satoru, asshole, loses a bet and has to ask out Suguru, the quiet alt kid.
To his dismay, Suguru says yes. Satoru promptly has an existential crisis.Bookmarked by Navaira
06 Jul 2026
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"You know," Geto began as he slid Satoru's arm into a cuff to take his blood pressure. "I have the slightest feeling that you're not getting hurt on accident."
"What makes you think that?" Satoru asked, caught red handed and blushing across his cheeks.
"The last time you came, you flirted with me, and now you're back looking as happy as ever, even though you're hurt." Geto continued, “You don't have to hurt yourself to talk to me. It's kind of stupid. A normal person would just send some flowers."
Or, 3 times Satoru hurt himself to see Suguru, and 1 time he didn’t.
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06 Jul 2026
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singular outlier by saturn_wisteria
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Jun 2026
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Gojo whips invisible lines and numbers in the air. He stops chewing on the butt of his pen and says, ”… that means you’ve dated 110.65 guys in the past ten years, which is 1.49% of the available gay population in Tokyo!"
"Wow. I’ve never been called a whore with numbers before." Geto blows his bangs off his face, which equals amusement. Gojo is fluent in his facial expressions.
"No, that makes you the perfect database of what men want!"
"So, you want me to write an essay about it? Give you tips?"
"Pfff, no. You’re taking me on a date. Many dates, actually, so I can map all variables."
Geto sighs. "I have only one condition: we are not having sex."
"Ugh, no. Never."
There are two things Gojo knows about himself:
1- He’s a genius: the strongest jujutsu sorcerer alive, the best sensei at Jujutsu High, and a PhD in Physics;
2- He’s a virgin.
Having never dated before, much less been in love, Gojo does what he does best: conducts in-depth scientific research. To maximize his success, he recruits his lifelong best friend and roommate, Geto.
The probability that they will remain just friends is 99.9%
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06 Jul 2026
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“Sounds like you just last longer in bed,” Satoru says with a shrug. “And I’m supposed to see that as a bad thing?”
“You don’t get it. It’s fucking torture. I don’t last longer—I last indefinitely.”
“You just need someone with good stamina who can keep up with you.”
Suguru scoffs. “That person doesn’t exist in this universe.”
“Uh, hello? I think you’re forgetting who I am,” Satoru says. “I’m the sole exception to just about everything in this damn world.”
Suguru blinks. He feels his face heat up a bit. “Jesus christ, Satoru. Don’t say shit like that. It’s disgusting.”
Suguru is having a hard time dealing with a particular side effect that comes with his antidepressants. Satoru is more than happy to help out.
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06 Jul 2026
