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    My Gift for the 2021 JayDick Summer Exchange as well as Two(ish) Weeks of Treats for some of the lovely people I've had the honor of meeting this year <3

    Each treat was written in about a day or so, so that's why they're like that

    Here’s The Playlist for everything

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    “Ugh,” Johnny said. “Am I patient zero? Is New Attilan going to execute me for infecting the capital?”

    Hank glanced at him, amused. “Unlikely. It really is no more dangerous than the common Earth cold. My recommendation is chicken soup and plenty of rest.”

    Ugh,” Johnny repeated forcefully. “This sucks.”

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    07 Jun 2026

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    “I was…” Peter started, his voice funny, then stopped. “You were…”

    Peter,” Johnny snapped, feeling the ends of his hair start to flicker in flames. The sheets were him-proofed, which was good, because he could feel his fingertips begin to smoke.

    Peter shook his head like he was trying to snap himself out of it. “I was – I was having an unproductive night of webbing up muggers, thought I’d drop in, see if you were still up, you know, thinking, gee, it’d be great to see some more of my ol’ friend Johnny Storm.” He cleared his throat. “And then I really saw some more of my ol’ friend, Johnny Storm.”

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    07 Jun 2026

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    He was minding his own business, sitting in a movie theater in Queens, snacking on popcorn and wondering how many times he could make fun of Johnny Storm’s hair before Aunt May asked why he was so fixated, when the trailers ended, the lights went out, and Johnny appeared on the screen.

    Peter’s mouth went dry, and it wasn't because of the popcorn.

    Maybe it was the distance the movie gave him, Johnny up on a screen instead of right in front of him, warm and bright and frighteningly human. Maybe it was how endearingly terrible of an actor he was. Maybe it was the lighting.

    It was, Peter thought, probably the cowboy boots.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    The first time Peter learned about Johnny’s new digs, they’d just finished a fight – or rather, Peter had just finished the fight, because Johnny had passed out on him after a hastily executed fire show and would’ve met a bad end if Peter hadn’t caught him.

    So now, ranting concrete monster safely in police custody, Peter was sitting on the sidewalk, one arm around Johnny so he didn’t fall over, trying to force him to drink the bottle of water he’d been well and truly price gouged for.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    “You can’t possibly be…” Peter hesitated. “Johnny, you can’t be turned on by this.”

    Johnny tilted his head to the side. “Uh, have you met me?”

    “I have six arms!” Peter exclaimed.

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