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Harry’s trial before fifth year doesn’t go as expected. Sure, he isn’t technically expelled, but neither is he allowed to keep his wand or return to Hogwarts. Knowing exactly what Dumbledore’s idea of “keeping Harry safe” entails and refusing to go back to Privet Drive, he takes the first chance he can to enact his genius plan: get money, get Sirius, and get out. To where? Well, he doesn’t get that far.
After visiting Gringotts and learning some unexpected things, he’s back to square one, with no idea what to do now.
The Terror Twins' ingenious plan? Go to Hogwarts anyway! After all, it’s their final year—no one is going to question if there are suddenly three of them.
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Harry gets to be a Weasley Twin for the year. Turns out, Hogwarts looks a lot different when you aren’t ‘Harry Potter.’
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18 Jul 2026
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Introducing Lord Hari James Potter. Wait--are they allowed to do that?
Features mentors Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, good Slytherins, doting Draco, and a new friendship.
**Each new chapter will be posted as another is written.
Update 3/14--Edits are complete and chapter 15 is up! Once I've finished writing book 3, I'll get back to posting. I just wanted to give you something to tide you over.Series
- Part 3 of From the Dungeons
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06 Jul 2026
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that's the thing about illicit affairs by MellarkandArt
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2026
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the typical Harry Potter with a terrible childhood story (okay maybe just a bit worse than the usual) but he's a Hufflepuff and Severus Snape is lowkey (and later on highkey) his adoptive parent.
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01 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter dies.
Again.
Death is not pleased.
After seven failed timelines, one mountain of paperwork and a signed Form 734B, Harry is sent back to the age of nine with all his memories intact and a chance to do things differently.
This time, Harry intends to ask questions.
This time, he intends to read the fine print.
And this time, Death would really appreciate it if he stopped dying.
My take on the Reptilia28 challenge.
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18 Jun 2026
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Queervengers break the internet by sgr_norris16
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
27 Jan 2025
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bi-disaster @peterparkour
I've come to the relatively easy decision in which I'm dropping out and becoming a male stripper.
> GITC @nedleeds
mood
> mj @thebiggay
Well, you'll get tips easy, that ass would make good money
>> bi-disaster @peterparkour
fkjdknxjnwephjbd MJ!
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17 May 2026